Pacific Rimjob - Movie Review

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colzilla

Greatest movie ever.

[video=youtube;lLuZPIc8nSk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuZPIc8nSk[/video]

My score 4 out of 5 Elbow Rockets to the face.
 
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colzilla

No the budget as too many zer0's and the acting worse for it to be a porno Mr H.
 
homer

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oh ok, i shall download it then...lol...wonder if they will make a porn version of it.
 
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colzilla

I hope the Elbow Rocket gets a Guernsey in the new Godzilla movie.

BTW there is not one but two nuclear blasts in Pacific Rim.

Like the Predator nuclear blast but bigger x 2
 
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Seems to be If we cant make a better film We will just make the explosions bigger
I guess if they are after teenage male viewers Explosions and boobies are always going to be winners
 
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Explosions and T&A have always been a winner with me Mr Happy2 and I've long since been a teenager.

Bring back the 80's with the mandatory strip club scene in a action movie.
 
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Funny, when you mentioned 80's with the mandatory strip club scene in a action movie. Charles Bronson springs into mind.
 
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80's stripclub scenes I remember a movie which had a scene out of Bodacious Tatas in it That was just a titties scene with Kitten Natividad
There was a piece saying she made more money from that because they had to get permission to show the scene and so pay a royalty or such
Whereas the original movie she said she earned about $1000 and it sold millions of copies
 
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homer said:
Charles Bronson springs into mind.
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Chucky B is an action Super God. At least a dozen dead bad guys by films end.

But to be fair though Mr H I remember more rape scenes than strip club scenes from Bronski's films
 
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You two have ruined it for me now I was going to rent a Bronson film Just to see him pole dancing
Thanks VERY much
 
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colzilla said:
Chucky B is an action Super God. At least a dozen dead bad guys by films end.

But to be fair though Mr H I remember more rape scenes than strip club scenes from Bronski's films
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I was too young to remember those as rape scenes then...lol...i only remember naked women and then there's this mustache wearing guy, looking cool with his gun in hand.

Happy2, lol, that would be puke inducing scene to see the Bronski on the pole. But Striptease comes to mind, the Demi Moore then was hot, melts one's pants. Looks like Ashton is now Demi Less.
 
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Chucky B is a punter too. In the Mechanic he hands over Mr Ca$h for some hanky panky.
 
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Maybe subconsciously Mr H. I saw that movie well before my punting days. Handing over Mr Ca$h has always come naturally to me... Plus being a social outcast.

The movie Wh##e with Theresa Russell was always a favourite growing up.
 
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Hey HP Your posted video of the Evil men do
For gods sake dont show it to those rugby league players It will make them think the squirrel grip was a schoolyard prank and move up to the
What ? Python coil ?
 
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Ahoy Myyyy Bro;- this clip got it all;- Sexy women, silly song, snakes and drinking
[video=youtube_share;etooTjr_FH4]http://youtu.be/etooTjr_FH4[/video]


happy2 said:
Hey HP Your posted video of the Evil men do
For gods sake dont show it to those rugby league players It will make them think the squirrel grip was a schoolyard prank and move up to the
What ? Python coil ?
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Ahoy;- here a fun Movie

[video=youtube_share;SGtaM4INMN8]http://youtu.be/SGtaM4INMN8[/video]
 
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Hahaha
these movies look like they were made in someones back yard in Wanneroo
 
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colzilla said:
Chucky B is an action Super God. At least a dozen dead bad guys by films end.

But to be fair though Mr H I remember more rape scenes than strip club scenes from Bronski's films
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I'm actually surprised that since the gun buyback that more disgruntled citizens haven't gone Paul Kersey around town on the bad guys.
 
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Just for you Mr D every death from Death Wish 3

[video=youtube;pi-z4LTICik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi-z4LTICik[/video]
 
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Wow thanks Mr C, I haven't watched those in years. I wonder who'd win in a gun fight, Paul Kersey or Dirty Harry?
 
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I don't know but they should have been in a movie together. With the magic of CGI perhaps they could return.

A proper 80's actioner with the obligatory strip club scene. The incompetent police chief, punting and of course no 80's actioner is complete without a nuclear detonation.
 
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colzilla said:
I don't know but they should have been in a movie together. With the magic of CGI perhaps they could return.

A proper 80's actioner with the obligatory strip club scene. The incompetent police chief, punting and of course no 80's actioner is complete without a nuclear detonation.
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I vote for you to become a movie producer, I can see it now.....

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