Interesting Sayings

[johnlou]

due to the lack of interest , the rest of the day has been cancelled

 

[JustMe]

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you but not in the driver ahead.

 

[Phoebe]

Just for H2..... is that one of yours?

 

[Happy2]

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Just for H2..... is that one of yours?

Bit to green and lush of pasture to be my place

 

[Nomansland]

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Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Pirate Bar of course

 

[homer]

To defeat the enemy, one needs to overcome oneself.

 

[Phoebe]

"Is that a ladder in your Stocking or a stairway to heaven" ?

 

[Happy2]

"Is that a ladder in your Stocking or a stairway to heaven" ?

Shouldn't that be in the
Worst pick up lines thread

 

[Phoebe]

Shouldn't that be in the
Worst pick up lines thread View attachment 50302

Worst....... hmm works on and for me .......

 

[Phoebe]

Farmer wants a few wives....

 

[Nomansland]

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Farmer wants a few wives....

So that's Happy2 secret

 

[Happy2]

So that's Happy2 secret

Well there must be some fella at the property gate using my name and whisking them away to his love nest
Because none of those lovelies have come a knock knock knocking on my door

 

[Phoebe]

Well there must be some fella at the property gate using my name and whisking them away to his love nest
Because none of those lovelies have come a knock knock knocking on my door

Now why do women want to leave hicksvilve Perth to go to a more remote location come on dude, good decent women dont do those sorts of things, even with farmers with big tractors....

 

[Happy2]

Now why do women want to leave hicksvilve Perth to go to a more remote location come on dude, good decent women dont do those sorts of things, even with farmers with big tractors....

My late wife did !

 

[Phoebe]

My late wife did !

Hmmmm that pulls at my heart stings and ends the topic there and then..

 

[Shae Demasi]

Bad hair happens to good people

 

[Happy2]

Bad hair happens to good people

Does that quote cover baldness to?

 

[Phoebe]

Does that quote cover baldness to?

The more hair I loose the more head I get!!! ......

 

[homer]

H2...a new business idea for ya...Tractor for Hire

 

[Phoebe]

I think this guy is paying some excess on his hire contract? So H2 how did it end up like this?

 

[homer]

That would be some extras that he be paying H2 for a long while...

 

[Happy2]

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I think this guy is paying some excess on his hire contract? So H2 how did it end up like this?

Water it was the water It was the first I have seen any since September I am just like the City drivers First rain and kapow cause a pile up

 

[homer]

I guess that guy was trying to do a three point turn and ditch it went...

 

[Amanda Secrets]

One of my favs:
I may be drunk but you're ugly and in the morning I will be sober ...............!!
Gotta love Winston

 

[Happy2]

Of course his other run ins with
Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Of course his other run ins with
Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

I bet if he'd had a tractor he'd have run her over and put her in the irrigation ditch for next summer!!

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Better to be safe than sorry.

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Leg it honky!

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Good things come to those who wait.

 

[Happy2]

You'll never know, if you never ask