Interesting Sayings

[homer]

Yeah , like they said, if you got one, use it!

 

[Jake the Snake]

MY DAD USED TO SAY YOU CANT POLISH A TURD

 

[Ella Jade]

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
More an insult than a saying but one of my favourites

I had a client who liked armpits earlier. That was interesting,

 

[Phoebe]

MY DAD USED TO SAY YOU CANT POLISH A TURD

Have a look!

 

[homer]

I had a client who liked armpits earlier. That was interesting,

Armpit with a thousand fleas? That's sick...

 

[Happy2]

Armpit with a thousand fleas? That's sick...

I'm sure Ella does not have anywhere near 1000 fleas Homie

 

[Ella Jade]

Armpit with a thousand fleas? That's sick...

FLEAS! Psh, You clearly need to come and meet me. I'm nothing but delicious! ;P

 

[Ella Jade]

I'm sure Ella does not have anywhere near 1000 fleas Homie

Thank you Happy! You're such a gentleman, defending my honour!

 

[Phoebe]

Happy has a soft spot.... Delicious looking or tasting? or both? LOL

 

[Happy2]

Thank you Happy! You're such a gentleman, defending my honour!

A pleasure I just knew it would be in the low hundreds Not a 1000

 

[homer]

FLEAS! Psh, You clearly need to come and meet me. I'm nothing but delicious! ;P

I heard that's forbidden.

 

[Ella Jade]

Happy has a soft spot.... Delicious looking or tasting? or both? LOL

Definitely both, Phoebs! ;P hahaha

A pleasure I just knew it would be in the low hundreds Not a 1000

Aaaaaaaaaaaand ya ruined it! hahaha

 

[Phoebe]

Definitely both, Phoebs! ;P hahaha



Aaaaaaaaaaaand ya ruined it! hahaha

Back in the dog house for happy again....

Hmmm I see

 

[Ella Jade]

I heard that's forbidden.

I do massage all the time! I'm in Perth right now available 10am - 8pm most days. Come git me! ;P

 

[Phoebe]

Massage with "happy ending' only or Can we play a game of Hide the sausage in the Suez Canal, or isn't that option available in this short term hotel ?? LOL

 

[homer]

I do massage all the time! I'm in Perth right now available 10am - 8pm most days. Come git me! ;P

Is that firm to OMG kinda massage or soft and tender loving kinda massage? Are you the knot smoother?

 

[Phoebe]

Thats the kind of massage you need...

 

[homer]

That was no massage, the guy was getting his butt rolled. I think at one stage he was saying can you put more pressure on me back...and it only lasted 3:43...that's a quickie...

Kinda reminded me of this,

 

[Phoebe]

Go to liveleak.com and google man gets crushed by tank ..... LOL

 

[Ella Jade]

Is that firm to OMG kinda massage or soft and tender loving kinda massage? Are you the knot smoother?

I cater to my client.. If they want me to cuddle them, i'll cuddle them.. If they want me to steam roll over then, I'll just go grab the keys to my roller! ;P hahaha

 

[Assholimio]

If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.

 

[Happy2]

If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.

So you haven't met my Brother Assholimio ?

 

[Assholimio]

So you haven't met my Brother Assholimio ?

Haha fair call mate.

 

[Phoebe]

So you haven't met my Brother Assholimio ?

I thought your brother was unhappy1 ??

 

[homer]

I cater to my client.. If they want me to cuddle them, i'll cuddle them.. If they want me to steam roll over then, I'll just go grab the keys to my roller! ;P hahaha

Your a very accommodating masseuse then.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Who am I?
Where am I at?
Where am I going?
Will I be back
written by me when i was 10 yo

 

[Viv]

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference

This has keep me sane when my world was crumbling

 

[homer]

In extreme anger, intelligence becomes zero. Hence, take a minute or 2 to calm yourself down to move yourself out of the stupidity zone.

 

[Happy2]

I remember reading xome Bush philosopher writing
Im not scared of death
But life frightens the crap outta me

 

[Viv]

Keep your friends close
But keep your enemies closer