Funny jokes

[mikemightberight]

Did you hear what Stevie Wonder thought about his birthday present when he got a cheese grater?
He said it was the most horrific novel he has ever read!

What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering his iron!

 

[john doe112]

Very good, I really like what you did here

 

[homer]

somewhat funny

 

[Logan VIP Perth]

• A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
  
  

 

[Logan VIP Perth]

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

 

[Rachy]

What do you call a mountain of cats?





A meowntain




hahahahahaahahahahah

 

[bepp]

DUHHH......!!!!!