Re: Exciting places to have sex
Of Course!, I have had many an exciting time in the bedroom too
Harvest time, 10 or so years ago on a crystal clear still night. It was a good year for farmers in the area and the good yield was making the header work (yellow one FB & H2). Anyway it was slow going, but consistent and I settled in to a groove after 5 or six hours.
Keeping me company was the familiar drone of the working machine, the occasional f......ing 'beeeeeeeeeeeeeep' from the sensor (ie slow down a bit Col you slave driver.....remember I'm a yellow one) and lastly, ah the wandering naughty thoughts which I'm sure were enhanced by the vibration from this poor yellow header working at full capacity.
Essentially alone, bored and with vibrations galore, the little friend in the pants inevitably began to demand that I at least acknowledge his humble existence.....In hindsight the logical course of action, to me, would be to stop, take care of business and resume. However it's too late for hindsight now and anyway - it's a header not a Tardis. Instead, I kept driving, looking for an opportunity to turn a two handed affair (steering 1, comb up & down/speed 2) in to a one hand job (tee hee). While the opportunities arose frequently they were frustratingly short lived......arrrgggggg!!!!!
A shot of adrenaline then surged through me as I saw a pair of headlights approaching me. Pants up and on full alert in a nano second as I prepared a mental update for who I thought was the boss. I'm sure you all know that generally the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's doing 'that' is.......his ears.......well in this case it was the eyes, and for that I will be forever grateful.
It wasn't the boss, not even the pervert patrol, but my girlfriend at the time who had driven up to visit me. Well after 10 minutes of trudging around we looked at each other and an unspoken mutual decision was made (thank you vibrating yellow header!).
We parked the header on the hill, turned all the lights off and immediately locked in to a passionate embrace....had to wait for the turbo to cool before I could shut it off. This would have to be the only time being with a gorgeous woman where the clock seemed to go backwards! Ok so I shut it off a bit early.
The sex was ...interesting, not a lot of room in the cab but great fun trying all sorts of new positions. Not the safest place....probably added to the excitement though, as did the thought that had a neighbouring farmer turned and shone his header's headlights our way he would have had a very clear view of us in some pretty obscure positions.....yep, lots of big clear windows on headers.
After wards, she sat on my lap (kinda had to, only one seat) and as we caught our breath we had a nice cuddle and enjoyed the complete silence, sitting in a yellow header, lights off, on top of a hill looking out the huge windows at the silhouette of the rolling landscape and star filled sky.
''um ..thank you class for listening to my news''
''It was our pleasure treasure''
