So impressed with Goldfingers....
I was so impressed with Goldfingers that here is a copy of the contents of my email to the manager...
Dear Denis,
When last in Melbourne I was referred to your delightful establishment by my friend Mr.George Altuski.
I visited your club and met you on the evening of Thursday 27th November 2008.... and had a most wonderfully enjoyable evening in the company of a delightful lady by the name of Natalija (A blonde of european/russian descent???)
She is an absolute asset to your lovely establishment and I was most happy to depart with all the hard earned cash I had on me on the night... and have never regreted one cent of what I spent with Natalija.
I replenished my pockets and returned, once more to your amazing place, on Saturday 30th November, hoping to spend a few more hours with Natalija... but alas, she was nowhere in sight, on that night.
Never-the-less, I did enjoy myself, in the company of two other lovely ladies, including a full breasted black lady and another, mature slim blonde lady, both of whom were delightful company.
I would like to send a christmas greeting to Natalija, together with a little 'christmas cheer', but would not want to do so without your knowledge and consent.
If you were agreeable, then I would forward same in an Australia Post express envelope, for your attention, to ensure it reached Natalija safely.
Fear not, for I do not seek to 'steal Natalija' from you, as I am already in a very enjoyable relationship back here in Perth, but of course, if she ever wanted to take a holiday here in Perth, I would gladly provide her airfare, accomodation and hire car, whilst she was here!
I trust I have not caused you any offence by this email and I look forward to visiting 'Goldfingers' on my next visit to Melbourne, in the meantime I shall continue to encourage my wide circle of friends and associates to also visit your club whenever they may be in Melbourne.
Regards and warm wishes for the festive season.
Signed.... (Aka SirStefan)