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Ahoy LOL;- OK its worth the risk, if I get caught and Walk the Plank, Ohhhhh well its been a pleasure knowing you all.
Cheers and Pass the Rum, Ohhhhh and the camera
 
I think you are right H2, that's exactly how it would be haha!... then the story would continue from the hospital... blonde Russian woman rugby tackles guy with pink cheeks and shoves camera up his bottom for taking pics on nude beach :P... mature lady watching on filmed the whole thing and put it on youtube!!!
 
Yay!! I got hit on by two gay guys today - again! geez I'm starting to see how girls feel, a guy on his own down there is like waving a sign to the other guys! First they come and sit close, or they just stop and stare at you while your in the water, or as Anastasia said, they swim over and start talking and before you know it they want to exchange phone numbers!! If I could get one woman to hit on me like that I'd be happy!! :rolleyes: Honestly, some guys will try and fuck anything.. even me!! :eek:
 
Well thanks Jacqui, you're a sweetie! :).... but when it comes to a choice between gay guys and Langtrees ladies, I know where my libido takes me :p
 
Wayne Kerr said:
What an awkward scenario and all done in the nuddy.
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Yes exactly! It's bad enough being hit on by a guy when you're straight and you're clothed! And women who say guys are supposedly interested in them and keep staring at their boobs??? well I wanted to tell this guy, "hey sunshine, my eyes are up here!!"...:rolleyes:
 
Dallas said:
Good question Polly, I think basically any kind of sexual contact in public that is illegal also applies to nude bathing beaches too although rubbing sunsreen on each other is fairly common although I wouldn't recommend that for you and your bf as from what you've told me he'd be contributing his own sunscreen in your direction :p and that would be against the rules!
So I think male orgasms of any kind would be against the rules although you could have one as long as you didn't make it obvious and it was hands-free! :)
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i'm not sure if cuddle counts as sexual contact (bum on lap) but i guess if he has shorts on its not sexual but if he has no shorts on its sexual maybe. my bf has a jumpy erection so easy to make it come! but his are quiet cos he does not moan somehow. hands free? my hands free or his?? i lotion my thighs a lot so i'm not sure of they call that sexual but i can gasm especially cus being outside feels wild :D
 
Ahoy;- Everyone having a good time at the Beach;- Damm I am still getting things wrong? I keep going to Brothels.
Cheers you guys and send lots of cold beer,its damm hot

redjacqui said:
I was there, Dallas. Hope you had a good Time.xxxxxx:D
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