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[Melinda Morgan]

I agree great thread Lilly .... Another for the list

 

[Dez]

this maybe:

or this:

 

[Sir Cruiser]

this maybe:

or this:

Good and bad care bears

 

[Ventor Petrozza]

I like Swan Draught because it's usually the cheapest on tap and because it's got WA in it.

 

[bepp]

Marcos is THEBEST!

certainly is

 

[Lilly Mist]

 

[happytimes]

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Always try to, best way to be!!!!

 

[homer]

Never There should be even more restrictions when your 40 and more again when your 50 Never have I felt so crook as when having 5-6 hour sessions when I hit the dreaded 40 the 50 and recovery just gets harder every year

I thought they say life begins at 40, so let it begin at 40.

 

[homer]

They may turn into zombies like these nasties.

 

[Happy2]

I thought they say life begins at 40, so let it begin at 40.

They always seem to print portions of that saying Homer
Life begins - and the liver can clean out that booze beautifully But its downhill for the Liver- at 40

 

[homer]

I like to think i do when I let out my gaseous particle in the air 5 metres away from crowded areas.

 

[homer]

They always seem to print portions of that saying Homer
Life begins - and the liver can clean out that booze beautifully But its downhill for the Liver- at 40

Ah right, so binge young and be healthy at 40? great, it's too late for me now...to binge. But I can still whinge and b*tch perfectly.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Bro Homer have a Rum and chill-out LOL

Ah right, so binge young and be healthy at 40? great, it's too late for me now...to binge. But I can still whinge and b*tch perfectly.

 

[homer]

Ahoy Bro Homer have a Rum and chill-out LOL

Thanks bro HP. Rum it up and chill, good formula.

 

[Happy2]

I still open doors for ladies No matter how disgruntled many seem to get these days

 

[Lingham]

I try.

 

[funflyer]

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I felt really insulted when an attractive young Thai lady offered me her seat on The Bangkok sky train recently but then I realised that she didn't think I was old but said it as an opening line so she could engage me in conversation and maybe more!

 

[Selina Glitters]

A foot long meatball, cheese & salad sub with loads of jalepeno's from Subway - I crave those!!

 

[Sir Cruiser]

I like to think I have good manners and behave as a gentleman at all times but it does not seem to make any difference.

 

[funflyer]

I felt really insulted when an attractive young Thai lady offered me her seat on The Bangkok sky train recently but then I realised that she didn't think I was old but said it as an opening line so she could engage me in conversation and maybe more!

By the way, I was wrong. I sat down. We didn't speak and she got off the train 2 stops later!

 

[Sir Cruiser]

By the way, I was wrong. I sat down. We didn't speak and she got off the train 2 stops later!

Bummer or should I say poor chap

 

[Selina Glitters]

The cute but fiesty tiger thing in The Croods

 

[Selina Glitters]

how about you tell me what I'm great at

Making me laugh x x

 

[Aaron]

Hey Everyone,

Can I ask one big MASSIVE favour.

Can you please vote for our Hard working team in Canberra for the "Best Adult Entertainment Venue"

http://adultawards.com.au/best-adult-entertainment-venue/langtrees-vip-canberra/

Would be lovely for us to showcase our new beautiful establishment here in Canberra for the industry and fellow members alike to see, especially after everyone especialy @Mary-Anne K herself hard work this past year....

Any other ACT Privates and business that are nominated are invited to put up posts to attract VOTES. Every little bit helps.

Thank You all in advance.The full list of nominations can be found at this link.
http://adultawards.com.au/2015-nominations/

 

[Ms Sue]

Look out Canberra Danielle Blue is back in town this week end 24th Jan ...

Ms Sue

 

[Ms Sue]

Tuesday night Ladies
Maddison
Legs to Heaven

Lexy of London​

Elegant, experienced, sophisticated

Anastacia
Naughty but nice,

Misha
Ash Blonde with blue eyes

Please ring to make a booking
02 6130 0290
32 Grimwade Street Mitchell

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[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Yep I vote, send rum bottle ASAP
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[XLNC]

What, no pork-barreling? In Canberra??

 

[Farm Boy 2]

What, no pork-barreling? In Canberra??

Poke this in a barrel if you like XLNC

 

[DDxoxo]

Good morning Canberra!

Arrived at the Capital City at 2pm yesterday- greeted by the engaging Aaron J of Langtrees of Canberra...Had a stop over at Melbourne Airport where(as I am always blessed) I passed a Newsagent on the way to Gate I and got a few magnets...
Off to a hop, skip and jump flight to Canberra.
I could not believe that Qantas served a quick snack on a 45 minute run to Canberra. I thought the crew was magnificient to get the snack and a drink when it took us a third of the flight climbing to 28000 feet only to cruise for 5 minutes then start preparing for landing a few minutes later....
Got into Canberra Airport and got 8 funny magnets of our Prime Ministers
(current & the old ones)
& the funniest or most famous or most awkward sayings they said ... They were hilarious.. & I got them for my Daddy...that being said, I was a bit late getting my bags from Bag Claim....
Aaron was there to welcome me to Canberra... I have never been and it has been a pleasant surprize!!