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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
SmilyECoyote said:
what's the average % of no shows? how big is the problem?
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It varies for me. Some days it is 100%. Some days it is 0%. Mostly about 30%. (Weirdly, those who ring well in advance to make sure they get me, and are most particular about a specific day and time when they will be definitely available themselves are the worst offenders.) Add that to all the time wasters who just want the thrill of talking on the phone or texting with a woman who would actually let them "do it", and there is a certain amount of frustration involved. Add onto that the fact that there may be some big bills waiting to be paid, and that will explain why I might seem so anxious and so happy to see you all at once!
 
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ok that would be a piss off Plumage being farked around by a third. It would be hard to keep your sense of humour. If it was me I'd be filling the air full of uppercuts.
 
Plumage said:
It varies for me. Some days it is 100%. Some days it is 0%. Mostly about 30%. (Weirdly, those who ring well in advance to make sure they get me, and are most particular about a specific day and time when they will be definitely available themselves are the worst offenders.) Add that to all the time wasters who just want the thrill of talking on the phone or texting with a woman who would actually let them "do it", and there is a certain amount of frustration involved. Add onto that the fact that there may be some big bills waiting to be paid, and that will explain why I might seem so anxious and so happy to see you all at once!
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Yes , this would be a far too common occurrence . Which in turn takes away time to respond , patience and availability from genuine clients. Who hopefully just understand people have lives get busy and just because a lady is escorting. Doesn't mean she is waiting in heels, makeup and lingerie in here apartment or Air B&B 24 hrs a day for the 12 minutes of notice .

I did see a few people complain about never getting replies from a few newer girls in here. One of whom I saw recently out of pure luck that someone was a no show . After she apologized for not responding then showed me around 40 guys messaging having a whole conversation with themselves in the inbox . Whilst I got a laugh out of that it must be incredibly frustrating for any person trying to make a living. Especially when each message is saved on smart phones so your number is coming up with the fact you have asked .

HeY are you available today? 20 times over a week *rolls eyes*
 
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I have grown tired of getting a crappy service from Asian ladies...cannot remember the last time i got either value for money, or honesty from them...it has made me withdraw from punting entirely as i cant afford what the Caucasians charge alas...oh well at least i can watch porn and 'take care of business' so to speak haha
 
thetonester said:
I have grown tired of getting a crappy service from Asian ladies...cannot remember the last time i got either value for money, or honesty from them...it has made me withdraw from punting entirely as i cant afford what the Caucasians charge alas...oh well at least i can watch porn and 'take care of business' so to speak haha
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Not quite true. Sure if you search locanto & the like for Caucasian ladies, you may encounter same problem for that same price range.
 
thetonester said:
I have grown tired of getting a crappy service from Asian ladies...cannot remember the last time i got either value for money, or honesty from them...it has made me withdraw from punting entirely as i cant afford what the Caucasians charge alas...oh well at least i can watch porn and 'take care of business' so to speak haha
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All I can say is, you must be seeing the wrong Asian girls. Like everyone, have had good & poor service from different nationalities but on the whole Asian ladies outperform almost everyone else, in my humble experience.
 
SmilyECoyote said:
I hope you have a sunny day Plumage and that you don't get too many dickheads today lol.
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There are sometimes difficult clients, but the vast majority are lovely and fun. You would be surprised how happy I get that I have someone choosing me: there is a kind of halo-effect as a result of that I suspect. I suppose it’s like any small business, really. Suppose you opened a little restaurant. It would be such a thrill whenever people came in to eat, especially if they really appreciated the care you took in preparing the food and you kept getting great tips. But when the place was empty, it would almost break your heart to see people reading the menu outside, and then just walking away. Worse still the ones who rang up and hummed and hahed and then wanted you to give them a discount, or serve them dishes that weren’t even on the menu, and then hung up in a huff. And even worse still the people who booked a big table and then just never showed. And then you would have to put up with the reviews from the difficult ones on social media too. “Stay away. They insist on having table cloths on their tables, even for regular customers. Don’t they trust that I can eat without making a mess?!” “It was in the middle of the Friday evening dinner rush-time so I thought I’d better ring ahead to make a booking, in case they were busy or something, and they took FIVE MINUTES to answer the phone.” “Watch out; they try to charge you extra for dessert!” Thank God for the cheerful regulars.
 
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Plumage said:
There are sometimes difficult clients, but the vast majority are lovely and fun. You would be surprised how happy I get that I have someone choosing me: there is a kind of halo-effect as a result of that I suspect. I suppose it’s like any small business, really. Suppose you opened a little restaurant. It would be such a thrill whenever people came in to eat, especially if they really appreciated the care you took in preparing the food and you kept getting great tips. But when the place was empty, it would almost break your heart to see people reading the menu outside, and then just walking away. Worse still the ones who rang up and hummed and hahed and then wanted you to give them a discount, or serve them dishes that weren’t even on the menu, and then hung up in a huff. And even worse still the people who booked a big table and then just never showed. And then you would have to put up with the reviews from the difficult ones on social media too. “Stay away. They insist on having table cloths on their tables, even for regular customers. Don’t they trust that I can eat without making a mess?!” “It was in the middle of the Friday evening dinner rush-time so I thought I’d better ring ahead to make a booking, in case they were busy or something, and they took FIVE MINUTES to answer the phone.” “Watch out; they try to charge you extra for dessert!” Thank God for the cheerful regulars.
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What a delightful and humorous analogy. Makes me want to book you myself today to assist in bringing a smile to you.
 
sunyun said:
When punting, I look for value for money.
I look for a lady I can 'connect with' - even if for just an hour.
I don't mind if she is Asian or Caucasian. I find both attractive if they are attractive, and have found unattractive ladies of both groups.
I have spent a lot of time trying to see 'independent' Asian girls, only to find that many, many are bait and switch.
Unfortunately I have also found many Asian girls speak little English and have lots of limits on the services they provide - GFE but with no kissing, no touching pussy, etc. I have tried a couple of more expensive Asians, only to find that higher charges do not always equate to kissing, etc.
So now I tend to pay the extra for a Caucasian lady as I have found very few with old pics, and none who can't speak English, and none who are bait and switch.
Every so often I am tempted to try an Asian with a good ad and a Mob number on her picture, but even then I have been mostly disappointed to find an old lady from China who does not speak English, etc. So back to the more expensive Caucasians !
I can't afford the time and frustration of rocking up to bait and switch , so pay the extra.
As I was once told by a used car salesman, "You get what you pay for !"
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That old Chinese lady gets around here in Perth lol
 
Plumage said:
There are sometimes difficult clients, but the vast majority are lovely and fun. You would be surprised how happy I get that I have someone choosing me: there is a kind of halo-effect as a result of that I suspect. I suppose it’s like any small business, really. Suppose you opened a little restaurant. It would be such a thrill whenever people came in to eat, especially if they really appreciated the care you took in preparing the food and you kept getting great tips. But when the place was empty, it would almost break your heart to see people reading the menu outside, and then just walking away. Worse still the ones who rang up and hummed and hahed and then wanted you to give them a discount, or serve them dishes that weren’t even on the menu, and then hung up in a huff. And even worse still the people who booked a big table and then just never showed. And then you would have to put up with the reviews from the difficult ones on social media too. “Stay away. They insist on having table cloths on their tables, even for regular customers. Don’t they trust that I can eat without making a mess?!” “It was in the middle of the Friday evening dinner rush-time so I thought I’d better ring ahead to make a booking, in case they were busy or something, and they took FIVE MINUTES to answer the phone.” “Watch out; they try to charge you extra for dessert!” Thank God for the cheerful regulars.
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Can you cook swordfish ???
 
First time i had a prostate massage, I was lying on my back and she was kneeling between my legs and giving me the full works. I let loose an eruption like i had never seen before that managed to fly between her and myself and hit the wall behind us. Never managed the same distance again but i have splashed a few ladies who were up closer, just wish i could predict the times when it is going to be more than just a spoonful!
 
Plumage said:
There are sometimes difficult clients, but the vast majority are lovely and fun. You would be surprised how happy I get that I have someone choosing me: there is a kind of halo-effect as a result of that I suspect. I suppose it’s like any small business, really. Suppose you opened a little restaurant. It would be such a thrill whenever people came in to eat, especially if they really appreciated the care you took in preparing the food and you kept getting great tips. But when the place was empty, it would almost break your heart to see people reading the menu outside, and then just walking away. Worse still the ones who rang up and hummed and hahed and then wanted you to give them a discount, or serve them dishes that weren’t even on the menu, and then hung up in a huff. And even worse still the people who booked a big table and then just never showed. And then you would have to put up with the reviews from the difficult ones on social media too. “Stay away. They insist on having table cloths on their tables, even for regular customers. Don’t they trust that I can eat without making a mess?!” “It was in the middle of the Friday evening dinner rush-time so I thought I’d better ring ahead to make a booking, in case they were busy or something, and they took FIVE MINUTES to answer the phone.” “Watch out; they try to charge you extra for dessert!” Thank God for the cheerful regulars.
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The thing I like about your post is the fact those who complain about tablecloths will probably know little about the analogy 🤣
 
Plumage said:
There are sometimes difficult clients, but the vast majority are lovely and fun. You would be surprised how happy I get that I have someone choosing me: there is a kind of halo-effect as a result of that I suspect. I suppose it’s like any small business, really. Suppose you opened a little restaurant. It would be such a thrill whenever people came in to eat, especially if they really appreciated the care you took in preparing the food and you kept getting great tips. But when the place was empty, it would almost break your heart to see people reading the menu outside, and then just walking away. Worse still the ones who rang up and hummed and hahed and then wanted you to give them a discount, or serve them dishes that weren’t even on the menu, and then hung up in a huff. And even worse still the people who booked a big table and then just never showed. And then you would have to put up with the reviews from the difficult ones on social media too. “Stay away. They insist on having table cloths on their tables, even for regular customers. Don’t they trust that I can eat without making a mess?!” “It was in the middle of the Friday evening dinner rush-time so I thought I’d better ring ahead to make a booking, in case they were busy or something, and they took FIVE MINUTES to answer the phone.” “Watch out; they try to charge you extra for dessert!” Thank God for the cheerful regulars.
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How can I find a link for your services? I've tried looking but I must not be very bright... LOL
 

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legsman11 said:
I’ve seen a few girls at Aquanature East Fremantle, Judy would be the best. Renae would have been good but didn’t get much of an connection.
Star, Nene both very good.
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Cheers still havent made it there, do you know what day judy works?
 
As the title says some how i have lost the option to select pictures . I can only see ads written not sure where the 4 little square you click option has gone.
 
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