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Worst things to say to a sex worker

Surely you keep these nifty high-tech devices in your purse along with the prophylactics, lubricants, manacles, clamps, whips, etc.?
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XLNC said:
Be sure to get your applications in quickly, Lacie et al. My sugar daddy suggestion is clearly spreading far and wide, with many candidates applying for the position.

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Of course, there is no way I would consider 'her' above. What with the missing apostrophe and all (where's, not wheres!).
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That is just wrong:(
 
Will you suck me without a condom?
Will you marry me?
Can I take you out for dinner?
Can we just go for a coffee and hang out?
You remind me of my ex
Will you be my girlfriend?
Can I have your phone number?
Why do you do this job?
Are you single?

What ELSE do you do for work when you aren't here?
(THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME, I SAY - I WORK AT MACCAS HONEY!) :eek:
 
Lexy Of London said:
Will you suck me without a condom?
Will you marry me?
Can I take you out for dinner?
Can we just go for a coffee and hang out?
You remind me of my ex
Will you be my girlfriend?
Can I have your phone number?
Why do you do this job?
Are you single?

What ELSE do you do for work when you aren't here?
(THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME, I SAY - I WORK AT MACCAS HONEY!) :eek:
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wouldn't have thought the coffee and hang out (if within the designated paid for time frame, and in place of sex) , be amongst the worst things unless one hates coffee with a passion, perhaps the mango smoothie at a drive thru maccas, and the bonus could be with staff discount. Sure it still cost 400 bux but companionship with a nice lady is something special for the lonely at heart.
 
My replies would be .... sarcasm could be used here... ;)

Lexy Of London said:
Will you suck me without a condom?

Yes I will but when I bleed will you return the favor ?

Will you marry me?

Yes if you buy me a 3 carat diamond ring, a sports car and a house in paris, london and new york and a holiday home in Monaco with a massive walk in robe and amex platnium card... ;)

Can I take you out for dinner?

If you fly me first class to the worlds finest places and pay for it plus pay for my dresses and heels each and every night we dine together...

Can we just go for a coffee and hang out?

Yes if you pay so I can have that Coffee in Monaco and then we can go to Prada,Chanel and Laboutins plus drop into La-Perla surely you want me to look great while you spend time with me


You remind me of my ex

If I do and you are fucking me why did you break up with her?? maybe you should of paid her by the hour instead... ;)


Will you be my girlfriend?

Yes I can but my money stays in my bank account we spend yours, when I say no that means no, when I want you to fly me and my girlfriends to Vegas for a girlie weekend you do so, when I ask for Diamonds you say how many carats... when I ask for oral I mean oral I don't want you to talk to me.... so yes you may but I own you.. get it good ;)

Can I have your phone number?

Yes you can but I will call you when I need things done, you go home sit there until I call you, get got it good, when I call at 2am and need sex you get your ass here and give me sex if your wife says where you going, you tell her the truth.... surely you can manage that.. ;)


Why do you do this job?

I love sex and money and other than that none of your business its my body I shall do what ever I like with it... and if I didn't do this and my other sisters where not then where would you get the best sex of your life...



Are you single?

None of your business but one of these days I may introduce you to my extremely hot female partner.... :)


What ELSE do you do for work when you aren't here?
(THIS ONE KILLS ME EVERY TIME, I SAY - I WORK AT MACCAS HONEY!) :eek:
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There is a joke there about making money flipping burgers........ but I shall let one slide..
 
Worst thing you can say to a sex worker
Hi my wallets full my credit cars all paid up and I'm gullible
 
Let's not all start confusing need from want.
Simply;
Men's wants are different from women's want, though some are the same.
Needs are likewise different, again some as the same.
Any lists are extensive so don't even start because a lot of bias will become evident.
Men and Women and any in between are different - just leave it at that.
EVEN.
 
Let's not use a condom, other girls do it Argh !!!
Also I know Sue and Maryanne really well ! Well why don't you go ahead and book them ? x
 
- I think I've seen you somewhere before
- (when you reach for lube) don't I make you wet?
- do you want kids/ are you on the pill (while having protected sex)
- my wife used to have hair like you
- you remind me of my daughter
- how much to take the Condom off? (No) $100? (No) $150 (no) $10,000 (NO!)
- I've had better (when the guys like 20)
- so what do you do that's "special"

I could go on for ages lol
 
Ginger Spice said:
- I think I've seen you somewhere before
- (when you reach for lube) don't I make you wet?
- do you want kids/ are you on the pill (while having protected sex)
- my wife used to have hair like you
- you remind me of my daughter
- how much to take the Condom off? (No) $100? (No) $150 (no) $10,000 (NO!)
- I've had better (when the guys like 20)
- so what do you do that's "special"

I could go on for ages lol
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But a client seeks a WL out not the other way around...... funny hey..
 
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