Worst things to say to a sex worker

[juddy]

I'm a multi-millionaire but you're no Julia Roberts are you?

 

[baldie]

Are you sure there's no-one else available?

 

[XLNC]

So, do you cum often here-- I mean, come here often?

 

[XLNC]

You reckon I'm ugly XLNC is your next booking
My condolences in advance

It hurts coz it's true. But then, can anyone hold a candle to such an agricultural Adonis? All a mere mortal can do is wallow in his sloppy seconds.

 

[bepp]

But Angel said she does BBsex why cant u do it???

 

[Happy2]

It hurts coz it's true. But then, can anyone hold a candle to such an agricultural Adonis? All a mere mortal can do is wallow in his sloppy seconds.

To insult with praise
That's an art form Your XLNC

 

[Happy2]

If we are being specific
Hows about after 1 or 2 hours of absolute joy with our fave girl Ginger , we say
" Sorry Ginge but I was using fake ID I'm actually over 50!"

 

[Giselle Gold]

"What's your real job?"

 

[Phoebe]

"What's your real job?"

Head Mistress

 

[MrBig]

Sorry about the bloody nose. It only just started after I came back from West Africa.

 

[Cayla Cream]

I JUST WANA PLEASE YOU!
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
I WANT TO MAKE YOU CUM!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE!
HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY TODAY? "YEAH IV SLEPT 5 OTHER MEN BEFORE YOU"!!

IF I WAS PAYING GOOD HARD EARNED MONEY, ID WANT TO BE PAMPERED AND PLEASED, I WOULDNT WANT TO BE HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

 

[Phoebe]

I JUST WANA PLEASE YOU!
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
I WANT TO MAKE YOU CUM!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE!
HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY TODAY? "YEAH IV SLEPT 5 OTHER MEN BEFORE YOU"!!

IF I WAS PAYING GOOD HARD EARNED MONEY, ID WANT TO BE PAMPERED AND PLEASED, I WOULDNT WANT TO BE HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

"slept" means she was getting paid to sleep, so she should be well rested and ready to go!

 

[Happy2]

That's it!? Thats all you got ?
My pet starfish is more energetic

 

[Buk]

True? Did u REALLY enjoy it or were u making those noises for my benefit?

 

[Happy2]

My God!! Look at the size of the zit on your nose

 

[Happy2]

I work for the Tax Office and I'm going to audit you next week

 

[MrBig]

You want more! There's 20 bucks in the other room.
CUM ON IN GUYS!

 

[homer]

You can't possibly fit the whole thing in.

Boy, tis time to re inflate those wheels...

I paid for a cat and did not expect it to come with extra ketchup. No, sirreee.

Woh, hold your horses, we now have lighters and do not need to start a fire caveman style.

 

[Phoebe]

See you back at home later!

 

[Kitty]

1) I like you so much that I want to fuck you for free!!!! - or any variation of this
2) But what's your *real* name?
3) You're too nice/pretty/smart to be doing this!
4) Do you have a boyfriend?
5) You're so much better/prettier than other ladies.
6) Do we have to use a condom? I won't tell anyone!!

Just...stop... >.<

 

[XLNC]

Wow, how do you manage to keep so dry down there after such a MASSIVE orgasm?

 

[Sir Cruiser]

On that note. .. I'm going to try and get a few hours sleep.

But did you?

 

[MrBig]

But did you?

Yes! But had to turn out for roll call at 3am. Grrrrrr
Tomorrow's roll call is set for a much more pleasant 5.30am however that means I have to fend off my fellow inmates for longer.

 

[Nomansland]

Yes! But had to turn out for roll call at 3am. Grrrrrr
Tomorrow's roll call is set for a much more pleasant 5.30am however that means I have to fend off my fellow inmates for longer.

Its a bitch being popular.

 

[juddy]

I work for the Tax Office and I'm going to audit you next week

I work for the Tax Office and I WAS going to audit you next week but it's okay as there's no way you're making enough money to pay tax!

 

[Farm Boy 2]

1) I like you so much that I want to f**k you for free!!!! - or any variation of this
2) But what's your *real* name?
3) You're too nice/pretty/smart to be doing this!
4) Do you have a boyfriend?
5) You're so much better/prettier than other ladies.
6) Do we have to use a condom? I won't tell anyone!!

Just...stop... >.<

 

[Happy2]

Hi I'm FB

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Hi I'm FB

 

[Happy2]

FB " Oh why did I tell Ginger I was over 50?"

Ginger "If only he hadn't told me , I would have done that adonis for free"

 

[Farm Boy 2]

ALAS