Worst things to say to a sex worker

[Stacey J]

My all time favourite is "you don't need lube".

 

[Happy2]

Worst thing you could say ? How about
"Your a good F*** But your not as good as your mum"

 

[Lana]

You should be paying me!!!

 

[Phoebe]

Whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this??

 

[Happy2]

God I wish you were as sexy as Lana the receptionist

 

[Lana]

God I wish you were as sexy as Lana the receptionist

Thank you thank you

 

[Phoebe]

Your sister is tighter!!

 

[Farm Boy 2]

My all time favourite is "you don't need lube".

How about I felt the condom brake but I cant stop I am CoMMMMMMMMMMM ing ,
fuck me bare back busted franger is good .

 

[Happy2]

Jeez I wish I had more money I'd see any other girl on the floor,but your all I can afford

 

[Farm Boy 2]

I did not want you I just got the names mixed up .

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Your sister is tighter!!

Your brother is not this tight .

 

[Phoebe]

Hello Mom!

 

[MrBig]

Start without me, I haven't had my ten beers yet.

 

[MrBig]

to the male sex worker.
"You just caused my water to break."

 

[Phoebe]

to the male sex worker.
"You just caused my water to break."

Thanks Bro would be the reply!!

 

[AxeMan]

You should be paying me!!!

Believe it or not, a girl once said to me "I should be paying you!"

Needless to say I went back. But I still paid...

 

[Happy2]

Thanks for a average time
Oh and by the way Sue asked me to fill in a report card on you

 

[Sexty8]

Have you been on Talkin Sex yet today?

 

[Happy2]

You reckon I'm ugly XLNC is your next booking
My condolences in advance

 

[Phoebe]

I was once a woman!!

 

[MrBig]

I was once a woman!!

From you. .. Possibly. ...LOL

 

[Phoebe]

From you. .. Possibly. ...LOL

Now now... play nice...

 

[Sexty8]

Can you not use mouthwash before, it really stings on my sores...

 

[MrBig]

Now now... play nice...

No offence. Whilst you remain a mystery to me all is possible.

 

[MrBig]

Do you have a paper bag?

 

[Phoebe]

No offence. Whilst you remain a mystery to me all is possible.

Likewise about your good self... you could be in the next cell to me for all I know...!!

 

[MrBig]

Likewise about your good self... you could be in the next cell to me for all I know...!!

I thought something was poking me at night.. Must move my bunk away from the wall.

 

[Phoebe]

I thought something was poking me at night.. Must move my bunk away from the wall.

not to johnnies cell he snores too much, and is always wanking during the night, don't worry your chocolate secrets are safe with me...

 

[MrBig]

not to johnnies cell he snores too much, and is always wanking during the night, don't worry your chocolate secrets are safe with me...

On that note. .. I'm going to try and get a few hours sleep.

 

[juddy]

I'm a leper and you can keep the tip