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Worst lines Clients have said.

Let's just start a thread of the most uncomfortable things clients have said to you. Hahahaha

1. Men that approach me, say I remind them of their daughter, then proceed to book me. Big yikes

2. This guy's now one if my regulars so I know this was just some real fucked up crude humour, but I digress. So I take this man to a room. While he's in the shower, I asked what kinds of sexual things he was into as he had booked me for 5 hours. What took me off guard was him turning around and saying " I'm into little boys" with a straight face. Haaaaaa no. Uncomfortable.

Bet he is a collingwood supporter.
 
As someone earlier in this post said, some of these stories are pure fantasy & I am inclined to agree
 
One that stands out for me.. I met the guy 10 minutes before hand.. I was beyond words uncomfortable and ended the booking early.

Hes inside me on top.. " look into my eyes Amelia I love you tell me you love me"
Me: " nervous giggling erm no babe"
Him: " but i love you Amelia I want you to stare into My eyes and tell me you love me too"
Me: speechless literally
Him: " baby we would make incredible babies I know you want my babies I'm gonnna take the condom off and cum and make a baby because it's my birthday"

I push the idiot off me and tell him he's over stepped and he needs to leave.. he's unhappy and still declaring his love for me, asking me what time I finish what car do I drive where do I live obviously I told him all lies as he was next level and I felt so on edge.

As soon as he left I blocked him so unsure if he ever tried to reach out to me again but it was just so full on and like I said this was a new client I had never met him before it wasn't a long booking.. I've had my share of uncomfortable situations but this one topped it for sure.
 
The more normal lines I get are
" we should catch up"
Me: sure when babe what time?
Them " no outside of this"
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Or

"Babe can you do me a good rate I promise I'm worth it"
" I only have $100 less than your rate on me but I can come now"
"We should do dinner soon"
"If I being a health screening in can we do natural because you've seen me lots and can trust me"

And a famous one when I was at a brothel and the guy was intoxicated and I didn't have a good feeling they would go ask the receptionist if I could refuse them because if they are paying they should have who they want and I can't refuse to service them if they want me.. erm it's my body and if I don't feel comfortable going into a room with someone on drugs and drink that is my decision.

Soooo many 🤣🤣 but on the other hand I would say 90% of my clients are amazing and would never ever say any of those things.
 
Wow. I've just read through this thread and would like to ressurect it.

I'm probably an offending party, but I once was with a sex worker at a Perth establishment who interrupted the blow job to answer her phone.
 
Wow. I've just read through this thread and would like to ressurect it.

I'm probably an offending party, but I once was with a sex worker at a Perth establishment who interrupted the blow job to answer her phone.
Well fairs fair, she probably could not talk with your cock in her mouth :D
 
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