When they slur ‘I just got kicked outta the cas’
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that
Get punted from the cas end up across the road at langtress why not just by pass the gambling den!
When they slur ‘I just got kicked outta the cas’
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that
Hahahhahaha !!! Yup!!Lady: "I'm comming, you are so good..."
After 30 seconds of sex.
This is me down to a T!!!
hahahahaha "You can’t have an ass like that and not let me put it in... that’s not right."During a body slide: Why won’t you rub your pussy on my cock? Come on, just a little. I promise I won’t put it in.
Do I really need a shower? I just had one...
Can we f**k in the shower? (Really not my thing)
You remind me of my ex wife/girlfriend/partner. That’s why I picked you.
You can’t have an ass like that and not let me put it in... that’s not right.
OMG I don't.... What.... How.... He wants to infect on purpose....A client fails a health check (with confirmation from another worker)
Client with smug look: So what do you think it is then?
Me: I’m not a doctor but i’m assuming it’s *xyz*
Client: you’re wrong- its herpes
Me: ummm... You know you have this? What the f**k?!
Client: 50% of the sexual population has herpes
Still to this day i’m flabbergasted![]()
Tell me about it hahaThat seriously creep ed me out .
Middle Eastern man " can i get our number , just and mein my appartment " i will treat you good. You don't have to tell them here.
Me in my head . you mean you won't punch me in the face after you fucked me? is that what you mean of GOOD? - instead i said ' aww thats sweet darling and smile...
Tell me about it......That seriously creep ed me out .
you may touch yourself, touch me and then touch my hair, I don't like having dick and vagina hair when I go into my next booking ewww.Must say most girls great but occasionaly get:
Dont play with my hair it messes my hair/extensions
Dont touch those I am very sensitive there
Keep away from my makeup
Does kill the moment
If it creeped you out so much FarmboyThat seriously creep ed me out .
Scariest thing any escort could hear on the client opening the door?
" Hi I'm Happy Pirate"
Me too mate! I always treat ladies with much respect and always compliment them on their looks and never do anything disrespectful to them. Be kind and be nice and the whole experience is so awesome! Stop thinking only about yourself no wonder they single.I think it so bad that some blokes think they can do and say whatever they want to a WL just because they paid them to have sex with them.
I might be old fashioned but I believe that giving respect is reciprocated and it says a lot more about them than it does the WL.
100%! also just because one lady likes/enjoys something doesn't mean all ladies enjoy it. for example, having your nipples bitten - I hate it. I used to get so mad when clients would say but such & such likes it - well that's great mate, I don't. Also having any part of your continuously bitten, rubbed & licked over and over by multiple men in the same day can cause some painful sensitivity. It's really not that hard to understand.you may touch yourself, touch me and then touch my hair, I don't like having dick and vagina hair when I go into my next booking ewww.
Makeup is annoying to touch up when clients keep touching our face or licking itis just dumb haha
Kills the mood for me too when they do that so we're in the same boat![]()
It might sound wrong/perverse but I'm pleased you kept it privateOne of my clients years ago was a very old gentleman and he used to be a German soldier. He told me a lot of things that made me extremely uncomfortable. I was the only lady he would see and he always gave me a $200 tip. It eventually got to much for me mentally as I have Polish in my background on my mothers side and I refused to take his booking anymore. It took every ounce of will not to report him but I knew he was dying from cancer anyway.
Thank you @Happy2 . I do know he passed away about 2 months after I stopped taking his bookings. I never thought of it how you put it. Thank you.It might sound wrong/perverse but I'm pleased you kept it private
Good knowing what is dine and said in the rooms stays in the rooms
Think of it as a non consecrated confessional ?
This is so very true.Me too mate! I always treat ladies with much respect and always compliment them on their looks and never do anything disrespectful to them. Be kind and be nice and the whole experience is so awesome! Stop thinking only about yourself no wonder they single.
Nope they are pretty predictable in all aspects of life but hey not everyone notices thatOh! Human, can be the most unpredictable creatures![]()
If they were by this time AI would have been perfect.Nope they are pretty predictable in all aspects of life but hey not everyone notices that