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Worst experience of my life ☹

Believe me false advertising and poor services would not be tolerated in regulated professions. Adult services have been and will continue to see poor complaints, deceitful services and misleading ads. The stigma society places on those who attend who refrain from complaining lead to a plagued industry unfortunately...it ruins for those that strive the best...AMP and Thai massage from personal experience are very much involved in rubbish services and extremely brilliant variation. Im referring to massage and...

Beats me how sex on a massage table is considered safe
 
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Personally I think by airing a bad experience gets it off your chest & mind quicker, then over time you will feel better about it , for some reason we can tell complete strangers anything without having to worry about being criticized over a mistake made by your other head.

Absolutely right Snowy. I feel better airing this and hopefully bringing the wider issue to light for others who haven't experienced it.

I still can't believe I handed over that money! I still feel so stupid!!! Hope she used it wisely... maybe bought her grandkids some nice pressies for christmas 😂
 
Granny Cranksters eh? well that's a sign of the economic times. You've learned the first rule of punting - no rudeness required - just politely say to the scammer/switcher "oh.. I'm here for the girl on the advertisement, that's not you, I'll call back another time". every time one of us just take it gives em fuel to keep doing it, if most of us walked... well does anyone think they would risk the waste of appointments and time?
Well put rider. We have to be more firm when turning down WLs who are clearly setting out to deceive us! Its the only industry where this sort of thing
is rife and can only happen because it is run under the cover of darkness. You don't go to Harvey Norman to buy a heater and end up going home with a kettle! I have politely turned down my fair share of WLs looking to take advantage of politeness .
Iv found if you have requested a 25 year old and send over a 45 year old chances are, their just throwing mud at the wall to see if it sticks.
ps in an earlier remark, i in no way meant to imply, WLs are similar to white goods.😅
 
Yes... the industry is full of ladies and bosses with the wrong idea...

Sometimes I am asked to promote ladies who are unsellable. I will decline and get yelled at.

At a Langtrees gathering I was approached once by a douche bag selling his very average girlfriend trying to get me to promote was was very average at high class rates. Even though she was giving out free blow jobs at the event I laughed and walked away.

Back in the day a former well known AMP owner got upset at me when I told her that I turned down outcalls who advertised lamb and presented with a mutton roast saying I was wrong since these grannies made the effort of COMING ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA!!! Needless to say this former boss I am talking about is out of business.

Lastly the most memorable was when a private house madam explained to me that they use the most unrealistic photos to lure guys into turning up and only 2 out of 10 walk away. The rest are too polite or too insecure to walk and they prey on that.

The biggest icon in this industry also said to me once that most WLs are old and ugly... and said I was judgemental to expect most to be young and beautiful...

In my old age I don’t even eat in restaurants when they don’t appeal to me in a big way.


So if it is not what you ordered. Don’t take it.
 
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It's not just the false advertising that's annoying, it has now progressed to the straight faced lie right in front of you - a first for me!!

Yesterday I dropped into an AMP in Osb Pk, I saw the 2 ladies who were on and they didn't appeal to me. I then said that I was looking for so and so and was just coming in to see if she was on. The lady in charge said "we will take care of you, give you good service". I said "no thanks the girl I'm looking for is about 20 or 21, that's the age I prefer". She then says pointing to the other lady, "she is 25 take her" 🧐 - I tell you sincerely she was between 40 and 50 !!!! 😂 This woman should get a job as the new White House Press Spokesperson!!!! I have to say I have never encountered such face to face bullshit in all my years of punting!!

Needless to say I declined and left.....and wow I am so glad I did because I went to another close by AMP and came across African Sara :hotphoto:but that's another story....;)

Cheers!!! FB
 
Last time at thai massage i left wirh a sore back where she walked on me. Also pushed my scapula in so bad I need further treatment.

Then previous amp i paid for a 30 min massage and got 15.
I am a bit hesitant at letting any lady walk on my back now, but I have had it done many times in the past with no problems. It only took 1 lady who was just too heavy & rough in her foot movements to hurt my back, I had to have a couple physio visits to get the pain to go away.
 
Hi @Funcool32, sorry to hear about your bad experience and thanks for sharing. I, too, have lots of bad experiences, but they don't put be off from punting.
$150 for 30 mins, for me, is too expensive and should not be spent on a first visit.
There are many Asian mature ladies offering $100 for 30 mins FS. Mainly clinical, but some are quite good looking and genuinely horny. Some are living in SA, some are FIFO.
Happy to share their locations, mainly in Northern suburbs, if anyone is interested.
Meanwhile stay well stay safe during this circuit breaker period.
 
Hi @Funcool32, sorry to hear about your bad experience and thanks for sharing. I, too, have lots of bad experiences, but they don't put be off from punting.
$150 for 30 mins, for me, is too expensive and should not be spent on a first visit.
There are many Asian mature ladies offering $100 for 30 mins FS. Mainly clinical, but some are quite good looking and genuinely horny. Some are living in SA, some are FIFO.
Happy to share their locations, mainly in Northern suburbs, if anyone is interested.
Meanwhile stay well stay safe during this circuit breaker period.

Thanks Fat boy, I'd appreciate you sharing their locations. Might give it one more shot 😄
 
Good thing about women in the 60 age bracket no chance of been trapped by pregnancy!
Not quite true.

According to the American Society for Reproductive Medicine (ASRM), “Pregnancy may be possible in virtually any woman with a normal uterus, regardless of age and even in the absence of ovaries and ovarian function.” Apr 5, 2019
 
Last time at thai massage i left wirh a sore back where she walked on me. Also pushed my scapula in so bad I need further treatment.

Then previous amp i paid for a 30 min massage and got 15.
last trip to adelaide, i went to one amp ive been to before. i let the lady know that i had a very sore spot on my lower back, and to avoid the area if she could. for the first 45 minutes, she went nowhere near it, then it must have slipped her mind since she decided to press down hard on the spot.

damm near leapt off the table. she apologised, and i ended up getting the massage & extras for half price
 
last trip to adelaide, i went to one amp ive been to before. i let the lady know that i had a very sore spot on my lower back, and to avoid the area if she could. for the first 45 minutes, she went nowhere near it, then it must have slipped her mind since she decided to press down hard on the spot.

damm near leapt off the table. she apologised, and i ended up getting the massage & extras for half price

See.... no pain no gain!! ;)
 
Not quite true.

According to the American Society for Reproductive Medicine (ASRM), “Pregnancy may be possible in virtually any woman with a normal uterus, regardless of age and even in the absence of ovaries and ovarian function.” Apr 5, 2019
True, but that particular report is referring to IVF implantation of another woman's fertilised egg. Phoebe may like playing doctors, but I doubt that is on the menu. :)Link is broken, so take down.

Ovulation ceases at menopause. Women typically reach menopause in their 50s, but some do so in their 40s, and some in their 60s. So watch out Phoebe.
 
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Hi @Funcool32, sorry to hear about your bad experience and thanks for sharing. I, too, have lots of bad experiences, but they don't put be off from punting.
$150 for 30 mins, for me, is too expensive and should not be spent on a first visit.
There are many Asian mature ladies offering $100 for 30 mins FS. Mainly clinical, but some are quite good looking and genuinely horny. Some are living in SA, some are FIFO.
Happy to share their locations, mainly in Northern suburbs, if anyone is interested.
Meanwhile stay well stay safe during this circuit breaker period.
Hi Fat Boy. Do you know of any such ladies south of the city? Im in Morphett Vale and theres pretty slim pickings down this way! Any help would be muchly appreciated!
 
I have had a similar experience mate and it was from that point I decided I would not hand any money over until I am sure I am happy.
I am a nice guy also but the pain you described is not worth it.
At the end of the day a lot of them are just hunting money, the good ones make you feel like the money isn’t even a thing.

be brave brother and walk away, if they make a scene (which has never happened to me) you could always sling them a part donation for the booking.
 
Hi Fat Boy. Do you know of any such ladies south of the city? Im in Morphett Vale and theres pretty slim pickings down this way! Any help would be muchly appreciated!
Hi @DirkD69 , sorry I do not have regular contacts in that area. I believe there are a few WLs based in Plympton, Clarence Park and Edwardstown. You may want to check Escortsandbabes for ads.
Good luck.
 
She must've been close to 70! Or older!!

Dude,, Not that cool, Consider this a Granny Rumble.

I would have run away, Not walked, seriously I'm no granny rumbler

Better luck next time.
Insist on true Picture's and say if not true you will walk away and find another WL

Congrats.
That must have been the worst luck and punt ever
 
Last Saturday I had the worst experience of my life. It was so bad that I actually felt violated and depressed all weekend. It has put me off WLs for good. I am serious!

I don't want to say who it was, because she was a nice lady, and at the least, if i provided her some money to put food on the table for a week, that gives me some contentment.

I was completely sick of false ads. I can't afford the expensive high class establishments and I can't take the risk of running into someone I know, so my only option is a private girl. I was sick of the Asian ladies (as you can see from my previous post), who provide a good service, but are just unreliable and extremely busy all the time. So I found a mature woman not too far from where I live. Her photos looked okay, but didn't show much. I asked for more pics and she said she couldn't provide them, but no one had ever turned away from her door after seeing her (this should've been alarm bell 1).
When I arrived in her street, I had to call her. She sounded older on the phone than her ad stated (alarm bell 2).
By this stage I was too horny to turn back. I proceeded to her place. When she came to the door, it was kinda dark, her hair covered most of her face and she had a gown, so I couldn't see her figure. But I guessed she was not the age she put in her ad (alarm bell 3... ding ding ding, I should've run!).
But something about me... I think I'm a sex addict... either that or I have very high testosterone. I am a nice guy too. I find it extremely difficult to turn away from a WL, even if I initially don't have an attraction.

So I persisted and handed over the money. It wasn't cheap either. Once she de-gowned, I immediately regretted my decision. This lady was nowhere near her stated age. She must've been close to 70! Or older!! Sorry, I like older women, but there's a line. I had no attraction to this lady. She sounded like she was struggling to breathe. I started feeling trapped. There's so much more I could describe, but I'm already feeling terrible enough.

I allowed things to go on for a bit, but then when it was about to get intimate, I looked at the clock and jumped up in shock, claiming I didn't realise the time and had to be somewhere in 10 mins time. I apologised and got changed and got the hell out of there.

The money I had saved up for this day, only to leave completely unsatisfied and feeling the worst I had felt in years.

Never again! I know you're not all the same and there are wonderful girls out there, but I'm done with WLs. The wonderful girls are all out of my league.
At least its a lesson learned mate: I hope next time you listen to that inner voice that recognised the red flag that you were in a bait and switch and just walk right away - remember the bait and switch artists rely on most punters human decency not wanting to offend to make their scam pay - walk out laughing next time
 
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