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happypirate said:
Ahoy Its OK little Buddy, one day your treasure chest will be full of coin, then you will take yourself and your treasure chest to the golden archway, LT golden door. You will enter and Pay the receptionist and in return a lovely Angel will appear and make all your Dreams come true.
Be happy, you Arrrrrr not an old and Ugly Pirate, like me.
Cheers and Pass me my Rum Glass
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But I do have a wooden third leg :)
 
That's a lovely thought for us all, I hope you have a brilliant Easter too young Peta :)

Nicest thing this month was showing some elderly family members from out of town a bit of the Swan Valley. Easy to forget sometimes all these great things to see right on our doorsteps. Lots of wine, cheese, chocolate and coffee was had last weekend :D

As for naughty things, havn't had any naughty fun for quite some time - But the month isn't over!

PetaBloom said:
Whats the naughty, or nicest thing you have done this month; To receive a visit from ol' Easter bunny? xo

I hope every one has a very happy, safe, and special Easter with their family, friends, and loved ones

kisses,
Peta Bloom
Langtrees Lady
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So during a booking this morning I was asked by a client if I would do an out call to his house in the near future, but only on the condition that I would let myself become overgrown with pubic hair under my arms, on my legs, and down there, and he would be allowed to shave all the hair off with his semen, instead of soap.. Obviously I said no then I started laughing thinking he was just being stupid, then he responded with "you are making me feel uncomfortable by laughing, because its offensive"

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN GETS OFF TO THIS??!

I want to hear all of your funniest stories about propositions either made by punter, or working girl!

xoxo Peta Bloom
 
Ahoy Great story Peta, very amusing, just about everything in this world is a sexual fetish.
Yes we need to respect others.

However;- Yes his request is unusual and I would understand, if that every W/L would turn him down LOL
One of my favorite fetishes, because I find it so amusing is the Furries, (No I am not a Furrie practitioner.)
Furries are people who dress up in animal costumes and take on the persona of that animal. Sometimes full-on sex occurs, but often two or more furries engage in a behavior called “yiffing” (dry-humping or other sexualized interactions). and they have been known for their Orgy's LOL

If any W/L has got a fetish for humping a Pirate;- please PM
Cheers and Pass the Rum
 
I fully understand the sex fetish world, but I didnt know how I should feel bad, and say yes if I dont feel comfortable to the booking. Wouldnt you rather a girl who is confident and happy to provide a service like that, and the guy have a great time, rather than someone who isnt too confident on the idea,like myself.

Also I had to keep in mind of safety; I mean the guy seemed friendly and genuine enough, but to be put in the position of being alone in a house with some one I dont know and a razor.. I think not. :p:)
 
Ahoy JohnLou;- well if someone has a need to hump my parrot far enough, but, I need to ask the Parrot, she always has the right to say NO
Just so you know;- In the fetish world, wanting to have sex with a bird is called;- AVISODOMY

To Peta, you are completely correct, your comfort and safety always comes first, let face it;- this guy is a wacko(I say with respect)
Thank-You Peta, allowing my Parrot to watch its a lovely idea, I usually never let her in the room, she a evil squawking beast LOL

johnlou said:
HP does the offer include the parrot :) :)
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PetaBloom said:
I fully understand the sex fetish world, but I didnt know how I should feel bad, and say yes if I dont feel comfortable to the booking. Wouldnt you rather a girl who is confident and happy to provide a service like that, and the guy have a great time, rather than someone who isnt too confident on the idea,like myself.

Also I had to keep in mind of safety; I mean the guy seemed friendly and genuine enough, but to be put in the position of being alone in a house with some one I dont know and a razor.. I think not. :p:)
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going by what you said , the punter took your laughter towards his fetish and that is what made him feel stupid :)

you need to feel safe and comfortable @ all times
 
PetaBloom said:
Obviously I said no then I started laughing thinking he was just being stupid, then he responded with "you are making me feel uncomfortable by laughing, because its offensive"

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN GETS OFF TO THIS??!
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Yes - it's a strange fetish and all, but.. I guess it's weird you will laugh about it, or did you apologize after telling him that it was unintentional.. ?

As to the question of what sort of human gets off to this? It's not hurting no one.. and yes, it's not everyone's cup of tea but to laugh at him .. it seems, just unprofessional.. But I'm glad there's no shortage of 'male knights' jumping in to your defense..
 
PetaBloom said:
So during a booking this morning I was asked by a client if I would do an out call to his house in the near future, but only on the condition that I would let myself become overgrown with pubic hair under my arms, on my legs, and down there, and he would be allowed to shave all the hair off with his semen, instead of soap.. Obviously I said no then I started laughing thinking he was just being stupid, then he responded with "you are making me feel uncomfortable by laughing, because its offensive"

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN GETS OFF TO THIS??!

I want to hear all of your funniest stories about propositions either made by punter, or working girl!

xoxo Peta Bloom
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Don't worry about laughing PetaBloom; Sure we all have the right to our idea about how we like it, but for f*%&ks sake, if a fruit loop seriously asks you to use his beans as shaving cream, you gotta laugh, then get the hell outta there……..
 
unsure what your problem was
dont know wy you didnt say yes usual fee pluss $500 see how bad he wants it
 
as for kinks ive lost count of how many ladys have asked what um after

0--------------- ummm what am i meant to be after??? um kind of sex umm yea sex and head ---- at first i didnt know there was much else
 
bushseeker said:
as for kinks ive lost count of how many ladys have asked what um after

0--------------- ummm what am i meant to be after??? um kind of sex umm yea sex and head ---- at first i didnt know there was much else
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ive been made to feel abnormal for not wanting anal, golden showers, tea bags (in my case its more like weatsacks) or maybe even scat
 
iwtt69 said:
Yes - it's a strange fetish and all, but.. I guess it's weird you will laugh about it, or did you apologize after telling him that it was unintentional.. ?

As to the question of what sort of human gets off to this? It's not hurting no one.. and yes, it's not everyone's cup of tea but to laugh at him .. it seems, just unprofessional.. But I'm glad there's no shortage of 'male knights' jumping in to your defense..
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I didn't laugh out of insult. I am a very open minded person, and I provide fetish services all of the time. But all ladies ALWAYS have the right to say NO. Safety is priority. and I wouldnt be able to provide a good service if I dont feel comfortable
 
nightrider said:
Don't worry about laughing PetaBloom; Sure we all have the right to our idea about how we like it, but for f*%&ks sake, if a fruit loop seriously asks you to use his beans as shaving cream, you gotta laugh, then get the hell outta there……..
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Im not a judgy person, but I took it as a joke as i dont think many girls would provide this service.
 
PetaBloom said:
So during a booking this morning I was asked by a client if I would do an out call to his house in the near future, but only on the condition that I would let myself become overgrown with pubic hair under my arms, on my legs, and down there, and he would be allowed to shave all the hair off with his semen, instead of soap.. Obviously I said no then I started laughing thinking he was just being stupid, then he responded with "you are making me feel uncomfortable by laughing, because its offensive"

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN GETS OFF TO THIS??!

I want to hear all of your funniest stories about propositions either made by punter, or working girl!

xoxo Peta Bloom
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I think I may have seen this guy before....or at least the exact request.
 
Clients propositions. ..endless

- wanted to call me his wife's name during booking...to make it real.
- wanted me to save all my clients' cum throughout the night and have him as my last client so that he could eat each different spunk of different plates.
- f#ck my armpits
- my fav...ball busting til he breaks

The list is endless......mostly I happily oblige.
No judgements.
Life's boring straight. ..it's good to get a few kinks.
 
Adrianna Lush said:
- wanted me to save all my clients' cum throughout the night and have him as my last client so that he could eat each different spunk of different plates.
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wow.. and I feel bad and weird asking the lady to play with my two lonely nuts when getting a head.. I have much to learn...
 
Adrianna Lush said:
Clients propositions. ..endless

- wanted to call me his wife's name during booking...to make it real.
- wanted me to save all my clients' cum throughout the night and have him as my last client so that he could eat each different spunk of different plates.
- f#ck my armpits
- my fav...ball busting til he breaks

The list is endless......mostly I happily oblige.
No judgements.
Life's boring straight. ..it's good to get a few kinks.
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Wow ive got a good imagination
But some if that shit tops it and really stretch the each to thier own
 
Ladies, I want to heard stories about romances made through working girls and punters. Is it possible, is it really love, or is it just money?

Do you still work?

Would love to hear your stories xo

Peta Bloom
 
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