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The concupiscent eating of Dorper will prevent the cow from going to slaughter

Our friend Farmboy goes into conniptions when eating Dorper for those who dont know
 
Hi all, just came across this site while browsing for adult services and thought Id join up to see whats on offer.

Anyone got any info on what the best features of this site are??
 
The concupiscent eating of Dorper will prevent the cow from going to slaughter

Our friend Farmboy goes into conniptions when eating Dorper for those who an dont know

I cant eat all of my Dorpers H2 if only Billy Boner would stop munching polony and bye prime lamb.
 
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I've heard about dogging but never experienced.... I'm very interested in experiencing it.
 
Dogging is huge in the UK, where im from....Loads of people meet up in their cars in a carpark and play swapsies....A carpark gangbang lol


xx
 
Quick clarification, the term ethic refers to? All non whites?

Wootie

A definition of ethnic "group of people sharing a common and distinctive racial, national, religious, linguistic, or cultural heritage".
 
Blondes truly do have more fun. Why not come and visit me so I can add more fire to the rumor.
 
I currently work in a brothel and have worked as an escort under an agency in the past. I am now considering going down the private escort path just to try it out. :tongue8: :tongue8: i don't drive so i would need a reliable driver.

The driver would need to be in sydney. Preferably inner west of sydney or within 15 minutes of CBD since that's the area i live in.

This would be Night work. Between the times of 10pm-6am.

The driver would be Paid by cash Per escort job that i do. No Freebie sex, bj or sexual exchange please. don't ask for a sexual exchange. lol

Driver doesn't need to sit outside the clients location and wait. u can simply go to a pub or go back home and pick me up from the clients location. the amount of $$$ the driver would get paid would be how far away the client is. Obviously you'd get a bigger cut/money if your taking me up from sydney cbd to penrith. :p and Pay would be negotiated beforehand during initial talks. :p
 
Hi

Im looking at having my first encounter. Never done this before and would like some guidance. Where can you find a list of girls and what they perform? Looking at someone who can teach me the erogenous zones, I know of all of them but just need to refine techniques:o;) No sex

lower back
ear
knee cap
thighs
head
toes/feet

Hope to be arousing a lovely girl soon. Let me know if this is to forward. Im new:angel1:
 
Sounds like an interesting job, would be interested if I lived there. Got a room to rent? :p
 
I've had some what I wouldn't classified as time wasters but those who have no regard for client's time. Hence regardless of how popular they are, I won't consider visiting them again.

I won't name names as there are circumstances, but I had an extended booking cancelled on me by a very popular lady 20 minutes prior to the booking which was made 2weeks earlier, a very lame excuse was given.

A couple of days ago I thought I had a booking in the afternoon, but wasted all afternoon rescheduling work commitments only to find out I've been stood up.

What is wrong with these ladies?????
Charging $450 to $600 per hour you would think they would be more organised and professional.
 
Mate, you can't beat on the job training.

Read the books (there are plenty of them) for the technical stuff but, trust me, it is like defusing a bomb; you can practise all you like but the first time you face the real thing it is different:)
 
Hi Everyone, Today i have Amy, Indian Pole Rider, Vivienne she loves to be eaten out , Amelia loves Bi Fantasies and Naomi loves to play then at 2pm we have a New mature lady called Sally come try Sally. Thanks, xxxxxx:icon_blow
 
always warm the car up yourselves...nice and foggy on the windows hehe
im interested in this...i think. What is dogging?
 
Great time with Shasha. Definitely worth the visit.

Nice girl and the photos are real. Maybe not quite as hot as the foto's, but they're definitely real pics.

left with a simle and that's all u can ask for...
 
Didnt langtrees just get attacked.....i swear it came on the news recently....or am i mistaken???
 
Thanks Ladies for being so friendly... xxx

and Pixie... I am sadly missing your presence in which to bask in this evening... hope you're having a great night off. :D

Lisa... I'm trying to keep my twisted nature to myself... but it seems to be very good at evading my attempts to keep it quiet. lol. I'm sure you will all know a bit more about me very quickly. *laughs*
 
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