Wooper
Legend Member
Slow work day so thought I’d do a new one seeing as I’ve visited both now a few times.
MASSAGES
BALI: massage shops here kinda stand out separately as legit and rub and tugs.
Legit shops tend to be all in uniform and rub and tubs casual clothes or matching tight clothing
PROS:massages are $10 an hour so getting a dud shop doesn’t hurt the wallet you can find many with tight bodied young girls if that’s what you like, bartering is easier and you can get very cheap ones where I’ve spent $20 to have 3 hot 20 year olds taking turns jerking me
CONS: like here if it’s a rub and tug the massage itself will be terrible and the girl has no idea what she is doing half the time, the constant asking for “tip” even before you start can be infuriating, you’ll get harassed by the other girls to also be paid for and for tips even if they don’t do anything and no matter what they will always try milk you for more.
Also massage shop 95% of the time hj is the only thing on offer no matter what some alpha chad wannabe says that money talks, they are very religious and sex before marriage including bj is something they’re serious about.
Also hj themselves are seem to always be a vice grip on your junk and they want you to finish straight away, no real tease and many look like they don’t wanna be there which can be awkward.
Even if they offer more a lot of the times it can be a scam as they’ll act like they’re on offer take your money and then proceed to leave sending in another older woman or try get you on a scooter to take you to some random location with some random hooker while denying they ever said anything else and yes my first visit happen to me and later on my little head got the reigns and I fell for it again even though I knew it would happen.
THAILAND
PROS:depending on massage it will cost $15-$20 for an hour. basically every shop has extras except for some very obvious ones.
On average the ladies know how to actually massage and you’ll both receive a decent one while also getting extras.
Extras here are almost always hj and bj and they know how to work the old fella, prices can vary but on average I’ve gotten 1 hour massages with a great bj for about $50 all up, once prices are set they do their job and there’s no nagging before or after
CONS
Bit subjective but seems that most ladies are aged mid 30s and up but I’ve gotten suckered into getting extras from some average looking and got an excellent bj.
Not my thing but ladyboys at many but you can always pick your lady even at the “legit” looking ones.
Not sure how prominent it is but have seen they will have some younger hotter girl try to attract more people just to have another lady take you but even if you get her she will only offer a foot massage, oil massages are the basic precursor to extras as you’ll be mostly taken to a seperate area (mostly upstairs) away for a more secluded service
No real cons as it’s more what you see isn’t you get.
ESCORTS
BALI: sex industry isn’t anything like Thailand and your best options rely only apps as they are a more religious and strict even on a personally level so you have to go diggings as it’s less in your face
PROS: a lot of younger girls you can simply find on tinder and haven’t been tricked yet and being in my 30s a hot 20 year old is what I like, prices can range and bartering can vary wildly as I have spent between $60-$90 on a girl to memento my hotel, even threesomes for $120 with two hotties
CONS: some girls can feel like they just want you to cum so they can go so you don’t always get that wild experience ,protection can be very optional so diseases are a genuine risk so wrap that willy, street hookers can be pretty annoying and mostly the growing number of ladyboys which are not passable in my opinion.
THAILAND: it’s the sex culture of the world so you’re drowning in options, there really is too many positives so will do more personal tips and cons.
TIPS: shop around as you can find many bar with bar girls who are a genuine fun time to be around even if you don’t want more, some can nag you for drinks which is how they earn their money so don’t be a tight ass but also don’t feel obligated to, the good ones will work for it and the others will just feel like space fillers.
Personally don’t like the GOGO bars they feel awkward to me as you just sit there watching and then have a girl sit there with you in a small crowded load room and it’s simply not for me.
CONS: many bars seem to have girls late 20s maybe to 30s and up, which isn’t a bad thing but if you wanna indulge in a younger girl it feels like an empty field as many of them seem to be at those GOGO bars but as said earlier it’s just a weird vibe for me.
Watch out for the GOGO/strip club like bars as they will charge you for time with the girl and you can unknowingly rack up a big bill so always always pay prior and take note of when they try charge you as ignorance will never help you.
FINAL COMPARISONS
Thailand is the sex capital of the world and Bali simply isn’t, one’s a place that’s embraced its sex culture and has adapted accordingly so everything is safer and cleaner for both parties, also Thailand requires you to be on your better behaviour as then police will never side with you so do not try skip out on anything.
Bali is a poorer place that has sex services to make money and isn’t ingrained in their way of living society can feel seedier and dirtier at times, they will always want more which can be annoying to deal with.
FINAL TIPS
Both are budget option holidays but Bali is overall cheaper but Thailand is still very cheal
If you want to sit by the pool drink and indulge cheaply with the option to get a hj of a hottie can’t go wrong with Bali.
If you wanna go on a holiday to get off as much as possible while drinking and enjoying the nightlife it’s Thailand no challenge
Bali night life honestly sucks and when it’s quiet it feels dead, Thailand quiet is still vibrant and you can still have a great time as everything’s open late.
To me Bali is a 2k trip where you can idiots with a fair amount of ladies
Thailand’s a 4K trip depending how much you wanna throw around with ladies and services
MASSAGES
BALI: massage shops here kinda stand out separately as legit and rub and tugs.
Legit shops tend to be all in uniform and rub and tubs casual clothes or matching tight clothing
PROS:massages are $10 an hour so getting a dud shop doesn’t hurt the wallet you can find many with tight bodied young girls if that’s what you like, bartering is easier and you can get very cheap ones where I’ve spent $20 to have 3 hot 20 year olds taking turns jerking me
CONS: like here if it’s a rub and tug the massage itself will be terrible and the girl has no idea what she is doing half the time, the constant asking for “tip” even before you start can be infuriating, you’ll get harassed by the other girls to also be paid for and for tips even if they don’t do anything and no matter what they will always try milk you for more.
Also massage shop 95% of the time hj is the only thing on offer no matter what some alpha chad wannabe says that money talks, they are very religious and sex before marriage including bj is something they’re serious about.
Also hj themselves are seem to always be a vice grip on your junk and they want you to finish straight away, no real tease and many look like they don’t wanna be there which can be awkward.
Even if they offer more a lot of the times it can be a scam as they’ll act like they’re on offer take your money and then proceed to leave sending in another older woman or try get you on a scooter to take you to some random location with some random hooker while denying they ever said anything else and yes my first visit happen to me and later on my little head got the reigns and I fell for it again even though I knew it would happen.
THAILAND
PROS:depending on massage it will cost $15-$20 for an hour. basically every shop has extras except for some very obvious ones.
On average the ladies know how to actually massage and you’ll both receive a decent one while also getting extras.
Extras here are almost always hj and bj and they know how to work the old fella, prices can vary but on average I’ve gotten 1 hour massages with a great bj for about $50 all up, once prices are set they do their job and there’s no nagging before or after
CONS
Bit subjective but seems that most ladies are aged mid 30s and up but I’ve gotten suckered into getting extras from some average looking and got an excellent bj.
Not my thing but ladyboys at many but you can always pick your lady even at the “legit” looking ones.
Not sure how prominent it is but have seen they will have some younger hotter girl try to attract more people just to have another lady take you but even if you get her she will only offer a foot massage, oil massages are the basic precursor to extras as you’ll be mostly taken to a seperate area (mostly upstairs) away for a more secluded service
No real cons as it’s more what you see isn’t you get.
ESCORTS
BALI: sex industry isn’t anything like Thailand and your best options rely only apps as they are a more religious and strict even on a personally level so you have to go diggings as it’s less in your face
PROS: a lot of younger girls you can simply find on tinder and haven’t been tricked yet and being in my 30s a hot 20 year old is what I like, prices can range and bartering can vary wildly as I have spent between $60-$90 on a girl to memento my hotel, even threesomes for $120 with two hotties
CONS: some girls can feel like they just want you to cum so they can go so you don’t always get that wild experience ,protection can be very optional so diseases are a genuine risk so wrap that willy, street hookers can be pretty annoying and mostly the growing number of ladyboys which are not passable in my opinion.
THAILAND: it’s the sex culture of the world so you’re drowning in options, there really is too many positives so will do more personal tips and cons.
TIPS: shop around as you can find many bar with bar girls who are a genuine fun time to be around even if you don’t want more, some can nag you for drinks which is how they earn their money so don’t be a tight ass but also don’t feel obligated to, the good ones will work for it and the others will just feel like space fillers.
Personally don’t like the GOGO bars they feel awkward to me as you just sit there watching and then have a girl sit there with you in a small crowded load room and it’s simply not for me.
CONS: many bars seem to have girls late 20s maybe to 30s and up, which isn’t a bad thing but if you wanna indulge in a younger girl it feels like an empty field as many of them seem to be at those GOGO bars but as said earlier it’s just a weird vibe for me.
Watch out for the GOGO/strip club like bars as they will charge you for time with the girl and you can unknowingly rack up a big bill so always always pay prior and take note of when they try charge you as ignorance will never help you.
FINAL COMPARISONS
Thailand is the sex capital of the world and Bali simply isn’t, one’s a place that’s embraced its sex culture and has adapted accordingly so everything is safer and cleaner for both parties, also Thailand requires you to be on your better behaviour as then police will never side with you so do not try skip out on anything.
Bali is a poorer place that has sex services to make money and isn’t ingrained in their way of living society can feel seedier and dirtier at times, they will always want more which can be annoying to deal with.
FINAL TIPS
Both are budget option holidays but Bali is overall cheaper but Thailand is still very cheal
If you want to sit by the pool drink and indulge cheaply with the option to get a hj of a hottie can’t go wrong with Bali.
If you wanna go on a holiday to get off as much as possible while drinking and enjoying the nightlife it’s Thailand no challenge
Bali night life honestly sucks and when it’s quiet it feels dead, Thailand quiet is still vibrant and you can still have a great time as everything’s open late.
To me Bali is a 2k trip where you can idiots with a fair amount of ladies
Thailand’s a 4K trip depending how much you wanna throw around with ladies and services
