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Woopers Thailand review

Wooper

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Just gotta give my 2 cents from my visit a while back, I will give some comparisons to Bali as I think most people have been there more.

So I’ve only had the one visit so far and I started in Pattaya and ended in Bangkok

Firstly gogo bars I really had no idea what you’re suppose to do, they feel kinda awkward as there’s all these ladies just looking disinterested with numbers and you can pick them out to sit and chat, really isn’t for me but one of them I walked into was smaller and empty, had a few ladies all come up ask me to buy them drinks which is the main money making point for them, typical drinks cost more for girls and some seem to nag and push more while having personalities of stumps and others know how to work you which is the better option.
Also you can get lap dances and they will charge you and will get you to just sign a piece of paper with a price so if you go make sure you ask questions and know the exchange rate as a tourist told me they met a guy who didn’t realise that he was racking up a $500 bill and the locals and policies will come after you for that money so playing dumb will not work.

Street walkers honestly where I was wasn’t as bad as I thought it be, still a lot but I was expecting like heards of them lol.

Not my thing but if you’re looking for ladyboys Bangkok was crawling with them and they seem far more passable than one’s one seen in Bali and far more than in Pattaya but there are also dedicated clubs to them.

Obviously won’t be all of them but seem to me massage shops near on all do extras which is both good and bad but I personally don’t won’t the older puggy ladies that I first for a decent massage trying to grab me junk lol.
Now on the topic of massages it really does feel like these shops are just filled with mid 30s and above average looking woman, now some were fun and you’re able to basically at least get a handy and bj at decent prices but there really wasn’t any shops I walked past thinking dam I’m gonna stop here and hope she provides more, also there’s a few shops that offer full scrubbing and also body washing which I did enjoy but also never offered anything more which was a shame but I’m sure there is some around.
There literally so many options for massages but like I said most the woman seem to be the same age and looks range, even the shops that advertised as sensual shops which I tried but wasn’t at all a unique experience.
Also many shops just straight up got girls at the front saying come in and fuck me and doing bj motions.

If you like discretion you’re shit out of luck as everything is so busy with so many people and bars right next door full of people who can see you negotiate.

I feel I have a much better grasp of the sex industry in Bali compared to Thailand but I will be returning at some point so my views and experience may change,

Forgot to add they have a decent amount of nuru places which I tried and even though I think it was far better than anything here it still didn’t live upto my expectation.

Overall if you just wanna go for sexcation I’d say stick to Pattaya as its overall cheaper including sex options than like Bangkok plus Pattaya was just a better nightlife experience in my opinion.

I like Asian girls always have but It seems like all the younger hotter ones are all located at the gogo bars which I didn’t like as I really wasn’t sure how to go about it at first and you’d likely spend the same or more here for a girl to go home with.
Some the bars have some hotties but always seem like you’re getting to those places a little too late and not all of them are going home with you.

So in comparison to Bali, Pattaya feels like what you want Bali to be like with the vibe beach and extras option but also a night life and you can get more than just a hj there where Bali is mostly restricted to hj at massage shops.
Thailand also wins with the fact as soon as you set a price that’s it they aren’t nagging you for more money even after you agree, no extra “tip” even though that was the tip you gave, no annoying you to have 20 girls try massage you like Bali does and honestly the the extra service is just better even the hj where they’re trying to make you cum where in Bali they just want you to hurry up.

Price wise Bali massage are cheaper around $10 an hour where thailands like $30-$35 depending on locations as it does vary but. This is subjective as I do prefer a Bali massage over a Thai massage BUT I’ll say on average the Thai masseuse will do a better job as like here AMP are pushing you for extras and most the massages just suck but Bali being cheap you can just go to a real shop for that but you also don’t get the silt “sexy bum massage” and the extra cost.

Another likely preference but I found the Bali girls on average at the shops to be younger and more attractive than the Thai ladies

So final notes if you want a cheap holiday with the likelihood of extras Bali is fine but if you want a girl back to your room jump in tinder there’s really so many hotties on there and those were my best pick ups, but Bali does have the annoying constant nagging for more money.

If you want a place to drink have a better night life and throw money around on escorts than Pattaya probably the better option, Bangkok is there to but I don’t think it was as good, also Thai girls don’t nag you constantly and they seem to treat it more like a job so the effort is seems better.

I’m not all knowing about Thailand and I absolutely didn’t go go everywhere but I’ll be going again but I’ll also still go to Bali for those fun finds as I got a fair few hj from 3 young hit girls where I just couldn’t seem to find in Thailand
 
thanks for the wonderful Intel whooper..I have been to pataya last year July for 4 nights and had a banging time...picked standing girls from the beach road for 2000 baht/$80 and had a awesome time. though there are varieties to chose, I preferred the shy slim ones from northern Thailand villages who come to pattaya for a week or so..full service....one even cooked breakfast in mornings ...going back for a week again in July...4 full nights in call with different girls...damage approx $400....great vfm
 
thanks for the wonderful Intel whooper..I have been to pataya last year July for 4 nights and had a banging time...picked standing girls from the beach road for 2000 baht/$80 and had a awesome time. though there are varieties to chose, I preferred the shy slim ones from northern Thailand villages who come to pattaya for a week or so..full service....one even cooked breakfast in mornings ...going back for a week again in July...4 full nights in call with different girls...damage approx $400....great vfm
Yeh I ended up going to this one bar a lot as one the bar girls was funny but was just the daughter of the owner so didn’t do anything and when I decided I wanted to try get one the girls there to go upstairs for fs she said sorry I already have customer as they don’t bail on you but then I went back to try again and the same guy was already there, she was this tiny young hottie but I just couldn’t catch a break
 
You could if you uped the $$
Nah it’s the pay for sex and also time so they’ll hang out with you more and go with you to places be bought lunch dinner and more and then more money for sex later so it’s financially better for them to hang around them
 
Like the upside is you get the actual “companionship” with them rather than the “girlfriend experience” we get here which always seems to be a silly extra that doesn’t really add anything more
 
Just gotta give my 2 cents from my visit a while back, I will give some comparisons to Bali as I think most people have been there more.

So I’ve only had the one visit so far and I started in Pattaya and ended in Bangkok

Firstly gogo bars I really had no idea what you’re suppose to do, they feel kinda awkward as there’s all these ladies just looking disinterested with numbers and you can pick them out to sit and chat, really isn’t for me but one of them I walked into was smaller and empty, had a few ladies all come up ask me to buy them drinks which is the main money making point for them, typical drinks cost more for girls and some seem to nag and push more while having personalities of stumps and others know how to work you which is the better option.
Also you can get lap dances and they will charge you and will get you to just sign a piece of paper with a price so if you go make sure you ask questions and know the exchange rate as a tourist told me they met a guy who didn’t realise that he was racking up a $500 bill and the locals and policies will come after you for that money so playing dumb will not work.

Street walkers honestly where I was wasn’t as bad as I thought it be, still a lot but I was expecting like heards of them lol.

Not my thing but if you’re looking for ladyboys Bangkok was crawling with them and they seem far more passable than one’s one seen in Bali and far more than in Pattaya but there are also dedicated clubs to them.

Obviously won’t be all of them but seem to me massage shops near on all do extras which is both good and bad but I personally don’t won’t the older puggy ladies that I first for a decent massage trying to grab me junk lol.
Now on the topic of massages it really does feel like these shops are just filled with mid 30s and above average looking woman, now some were fun and you’re able to basically at least get a handy and bj at decent prices but there really wasn’t any shops I walked past thinking dam I’m gonna stop here and hope she provides more, also there’s a few shops that offer full scrubbing and also body washing which I did enjoy but also never offered anything more which was a shame but I’m sure there is some around.
There literally so many options for massages but like I said most the woman seem to be the same age and looks range, even the shops that advertised as sensual shops which I tried but wasn’t at all a unique experience.
Also many shops just straight up got girls at the front saying come in and fuck me and doing bj motions.

If you like discretion you’re shit out of luck as everything is so busy with so many people and bars right next door full of people who can see you negotiate.

I feel I have a much better grasp of the sex industry in Bali compared to Thailand but I will be returning at some point so my views and experience may change,

Forgot to add they have a decent amount of nuru places which I tried and even though I think it was far better than anything here it still didn’t live upto my expectation.

Overall if you just wanna go for sexcation I’d say stick to Pattaya as its overall cheaper including sex options than like Bangkok plus Pattaya was just a better nightlife experience in my opinion.

I like Asian girls always have but It seems like all the younger hotter ones are all located at the gogo bars which I didn’t like as I really wasn’t sure how to go about it at first and you’d likely spend the same or more here for a girl to go home with.
Some the bars have some hotties but always seem like you’re getting to those places a little too late and not all of them are going home with you.

So in comparison to Bali, Pattaya feels like what you want Bali to be like with the vibe beach and extras option but also a night life and you can get more than just a hj there where Bali is mostly restricted to hj at massage shops.
Thailand also wins with the fact as soon as you set a price that’s it they aren’t nagging you for more money even after you agree, no extra “tip” even though that was the tip you gave, no annoying you to have 20 girls try massage you like Bali does and honestly the the extra service is just better even the hj where they’re trying to make you cum where in Bali they just want you to hurry up.

Price wise Bali massage are cheaper around $10 an hour where thailands like $30-$35 depending on locations as it does vary but. This is subjective as I do prefer a Bali massage over a Thai massage BUT I’ll say on average the Thai masseuse will do a better job as like here AMP are pushing you for extras and most the massages just suck but Bali being cheap you can just go to a real shop for that but you also don’t get the silt “sexy bum massage” and the extra cost.

Another likely preference but I found the Bali girls on average at the shops to be younger and more attractive than the Thai ladies

So final notes if you want a cheap holiday with the likelihood of extras Bali is fine but if you want a girl back to your room jump in tinder there’s really so many hotties on there and those were my best pick ups, but Bali does have the annoying constant nagging for more money.

If you want a place to drink have a better night life and throw money around on escorts than Pattaya probably the better option, Bangkok is there to but I don’t think it was as good, also Thai girls don’t nag you constantly and they seem to treat it more like a job so the effort is seems better.

I’m not all knowing about Thailand and I absolutely didn’t go go everywhere but I’ll be going again but I’ll also still go to Bali for those fun finds as I got a fair few hj from 3 young hit girls where I just couldn’t seem to find in Thailand

good read &
good review mate
 
Just got back from TL after a 5 week trip and hadn't been there for about 10yrs. This time I followed the advice of all the older Gents and decided to check out Jomtien and Hua Hin.
Wow so long as you arn't getting around on a zimmer frame and have all your own teeth, the lady's will be super keen for a... negotiation?
My preferred way to take a lady back to my Hotel was to have a few drinks at the many many Lady Bars.
The bars were really simple, you sit down and a girl will sit next to you and ask for a Lady drink, if she's your type buy her a drink and ask her prices and be straight up with what your looking for, saves both your and her time. Every single girl that is working there is there to make money from Boom Boom so don't be embarrassed about asking questions.
I was only ever after Short Time and always paid lady 1000THB and the bars wanted 500THB for the bar fine.
 
Ratchathewi area..... MBK and Siam Square.
D & D Health massage beside Asia Hotel.
25 year old ultra hottie..... great massage and hj. Said she can do hotel visit.
Shit, it was like riding a Rolls Royce Ferrari combo. PERFECT. .... $100 all up for the hotel room massage and fs. She was stunning. From Laos.
Next day, massage shop beside the bridge, foot massage. Chick next to my one was winking at me and being suggestive. Older lady. Did an hour oil massage for 450 baht....$20.... and she rode me for 600 baht more. Wow! Huge, massive tits and wetter than an otter's pocket.
Couple of other shops, Natural Touch, Nikko's were legit for me unfortunately.
Thailand....... I love you!
 
Ratchathewi area..... MBK and Siam Square.
D & D Health massage beside Asia Hotel.
25 year old ultra hottie..... great massage and hj. Said she can do hotel visit.
Shit, it was like riding a Rolls Royce Ferrari combo. PERFECT. .... $100 all up for the hotel room massage and fs. She was stunning. From Laos.
Next day, massage shop beside the bridge, foot massage. Chick next to my one was winking at me and being suggestive. Older lady. Did an hour oil massage for 450 baht....$20.... and she rode me for 600 baht more. Wow! Huge, massive tits and wetter than an otter's pocket.
Couple of other shops, Natural Touch, Nikko's were legit for me unfortunately.
Thailand....... I love you!
Definitely an interesting place, went back and to a shop I went prior as I had this lady basically give a teasing tickle all over but she never offered extra but was a super nice chic, probs mid 30s thin tight body and they wore those long traditional skirts and just tight white tops and on my second visit this time it started pouring down heavily so I said bugger it go another hour massage and so I was gettin two into this full blown tease to where she started running fingers up the balls and around the shaft with the sheet barely holding on and then eventually falling away and still mostly getting teased with occasional stokes of the tip of it, then she positioned herself where she leaned her head over more and I made a joke like oh I thought I was getting lucky and you were gonna use your mouth.
Then I’m just watching her and she’s kinda sussing the little fella out a bit and then grabs the sheet and wipes the tip and the fella clean and then my minds like oh I think we are at time.
Then she just goes down and starts blowing me.
After I finish and clean up we start walking out and she just goes one never done that before and I’m like what you mean ? And she said I’ve never used my mouth on a customer, next trip I’m gonna see if I can be the first to do more lol
 
Cambodia.... Phnom Peng.
Holy shit! Pretty, pretty young ladies .... ever massage a winner. Prices from only $US5, 8 and 12 for the hour. $20 extra.... most topless. Ohana St cheaper, better value than street 136 but less options.
 
Gogo bars, massage parlour and the street girls arent much chop, the young hot ones are in clubs or bars with a group of mates or by themselves, just approach one you like and ask to buy a drink then she will dance/flirt and act like she into you before discussing prices the hot ones are only part time/casual hoes just making some money for uni/family.
You will prolly have to pay her to leave lol they hang around like ur now married to em after one root.
 
Gogo bars, massage parlour and the street girls arent much chop, the young hot ones are in clubs or bars with a group of mates or by themselves, just approach one you like and ask to buy a drink then she will dance/flirt and act like she into you before discussing prices the hot ones are only part time/casual hoes just making some money for uni/family.
You will prolly have to pay her to leave lol they hang around like ur now married to em after one root.
They act attached coz they want to come to the western world. We have welfare etc. Where they are poor life is crap but it's allright if you're rich I've been told.
 
They act attached coz they want to come to the western world. We have welfare etc. Where they are poor life is crap but it's allright if you're rich I've been told.
Yea I wouldn’t be with someone I once payed to sleep with but each to their own.

While in udon thani I had an actual Thai girlfriend I met on Thai friendly (when dating websites actually worked, before apps now it’s just used by freelancers).
Anyways she was actually very sweet and humble (wife material) until I had to leave Thailand and she turned into a psychopath and sold all my shit even tho she knew the day was coming from the get go… women huh
 
Yea I wouldn’t be with someone I once payed to sleep with but each to their own.

While in udon thani I had an actual Thai girlfriend I met on Thai friendly (when dating websites actually worked, before apps now it’s just used by freelancers).
Anyways she was actually very sweet and humble (wife material) until I had to leave Thailand and she turned into a psychopath and sold all my shit even tho she knew the day was coming from the get go… women huh
Yeah my uncle's wife is vietnamese. I don't mean to be derogatory but it's all about the $$$ for her. I suspect it's all about the $$$ because there is no welfare in Vietnam. Where there is no welfare if you can't work and your family won't take care of you usually = dead
 
Yeah my uncle's wife is vietnamese. I don't mean to be derogatory but it's all about the $$$ for her. I suspect it's all about the $$$ because there is no welfare in Vietnam. Where there is no welfare if you can't work and your family won't take care of you usually = dead
To be fair gently Thailand’s healthcare’s pretty
Good and affordable
 
To be fair gently Thailand’s healthcare’s pretty
Good and affordable
Yes, Thai people can generally afford medical care due to a highly successful Universal Health Coverage (UHC) system, often called the "30-baht scheme". Established in 2002, this system provides near-total coverage (99.5% of residents) for essential, high-quality, and, in many cases, free, public healthcare.

But what I refer to is housing and food if you don't work in those countries usually = dead.
 
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