Which of you gentlemen have be naughty boys on my property ?

[Happy2]

Been on a fence run and just found a whole lot of Wild Oats on my property

So my question is Who of you has been sowing his wild oats and more important who did you or wish you did the deed with ?

 

[homer]

oh deer, hope no one accidentally stepped on this new patch of soil...more importantly none of your alpacas had devour the new flavoured feed.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- H2 I have found the problem........................You need to remove her from your Fields

 

[Happy2]

She must be hiding in the neighbours GMO Canola Knows she's safe from there But FB loooves GMO she won't hide from him

Doubt Wildoats would be his call sign though More like crab grass

 

[homer]

So her name is GMO eh? Well, i don't mind consuming some GMO...great find HP! GMO, Canola, Canola, GMO...yummo.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hang-on, found another one....................H2 I think you have oodles and oodles, of them?

 

[homer]

So farmers have all the fun now? No wonder you spend so much times, oodles and oodles of it making noodles in the field eh. Hmmm...tending to his flock he says...indeed he does.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- There goes another H2,...........................Make sure you catch her H2

 

[homer]

So many wild geese there, is this an outbreak? Do you need help pinning em down H2?

 

[Happy2]

Well maybe you two Gods Gifts should come up here with your weed whackers and solve my problem for me?

 

[bepp]

Driving thru the scrubs last week had to stop n dump a load ...sorry if it was on ur patch

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Do not Fear H2, I am sending you some help...............................

 

[Happy2]

Driving thru the scrubs last week had to stop n dump a load ...sorry if it was on ur patch

Your a brave man Bepp Sowing your Wild Oats in "The Scrubs"

 

[bepp]

Sorry gotta admit it was more like free fertilizer

 

[Happy2]

Sorry gotta admit it was more like free fertilizer

So I will have a patch of tomatoes coming up.Not Tomatoes? Nor wild oats?

 

[bepp]

So I will have a patch of tomatoes coming up. Not Tomatoes?

Only the best quality,def grown in oz n not imported

 

[homer]

Well maybe you two Gods Gifts should come up here with your weed whackers and solve my problem for me?

sorry, my whipper snipper just won't do the job efficiently...

 

[Happy2]

sorry, my whipper snipper just won't do the job efficiently...

What a sad, yet open and forthright admission Homer
So sorry for your loss yada yada

 

[homer]

What a sad, yet open and forthright admission Homer
So sorry for your loss yada yada

Thanks for your empathy...appreciate it...yada yada...

 

[Ginger Spice]

 

[Ginger Spice]

 

[Ginger Spice]

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- H2, Looks like you need to work harder..................they Arrrrrrr multiplying, you have oodles and oodles, of them?

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

IT'S TRUE....BREATHING THE COUNTRY AIR MAKES YOU CRAZY!​

 

[Happy2]

IT'S TRUE....BREATHING THE COUNTRY AIR MAKES YOU CRAZY!​

If Crazy means slowing the pace of your life a bit and smiling and talking to people you dont even really know and not looking over your shoulder or terrified of every knock on the front door
Well yes you are right