I am but a poor sweet innocent girl FB2.Yes H2 Scarlet seems a bit preoccupied with a mans special appendage , is she trapped in a all girls school in jail or living in a nunnery ?
Think it's Four by Twothe terrible turk work
a snake hiss have a piss
septic tank yank
for by two Jew
and guess what the bearded clam is
Two by four lolThink it's Four by Two
Two by four lol
Let's compromise and call it an 8Think it's Four by Two
Last time I used that phraseDidn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food, h2?
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That's just cruel H2! How could you? And here I was thinking you were such a nice man . . .Last time I used that phrase
And I have said this before
A young cousin and her school friend were on the farm during the holidays
They were playing with a cute little lamb
I couldn't help myself and rolled the window down and said
How many times have I told you
Don't play with your food
Tears were shed![]()
Ha! You got me there XLNC!Scarlett, there's no donger, todger or wedding tackle on your list. That's what you get when you plagiarise a septic tank slang site.![]()
That's just cruel H2! How could you? And here I was thinking you were such a nice man . . .![]()
Last time I used that phrase
And I have said this before
A young cousin and her school friend were on the farm during the holidays
They were playing with a cute little lamb
I couldn't help myself and rolled the window down and said
How many times have I told you
Don't play with your food
Tears were shed![]()
Whey Aye
Thank you xxxxxxxxxxx
OF COURSE I AM MUMMA J.Are you Coming to Canberra ? ............xxxxxxx
Petas would definitely be "That just aint cricket"
Ironically, that wasn't a piece of cake to figure out (because I was too busy trying to work out what type of cake it was).
Come on I know you PM ed H2
Eddie Maguire is the PM?Come on I know you PM ed H2