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Whats the worst thing you've ever done during the act of sex?

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.......whispered the wrong name in his ear at the height of excitement.......... instant downer........:confused:
 
I'll say worst … the wrong hole in the heat of the moment, and farting while getting a blowjob but wait there's more to that story. Ate at a all you can eat meat at one of those Brazilian restaurants and got the bj after, that smell was bad enough to make even me leave the room.
 
The worst thing I've done is fall asleep....

Phoebe said:
I know a WL whom plays games with Married men, she leaves makeup marks on clothing, lipstick marks too, gives loves bites to some men.... sprays perfume at them as they are about to leave.... LOL... she is good like that!!
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That's downright nasty and unprofessional!
 
Tania said:
The worst thing I've done is fall asleep....



That's downright nasty and unprofessional!
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She thinks it was hilarious, The makeup marks at the back of shirts, esp lipstick were her favorite thing to do... she used to say none ever twigged her on what she was doing. I think about it now and think I wonder how many of those men's wives actually sprung them... oh well..
 
bepp said:
I thought that was wat all women did ,fall asleep,then ask is that all u've got??
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The man jumps on after 3 mins of foreplay, has intercourse for another 3-5 mins, unloads into her, before she is even aroused, then he finishes, rolls off her, rolls over and starts snoring, she stays awake and thinks wtf am I doing here with this lump of lard whom is perfect in all other aspects BUT when it comes to in the Bedroom he has no clue, nor is willing to try for me.... so she waits till he is fast asleep , opens her top drawer and gets out her BOB and gets herself off a few times....
 
Phoebe said:
The man jumps on after 3 mins of foreplay, has intercourse for another 3-5 mins, unloads into her, before she is even aroused, then he finishes, rolls off her, rolls over and starts snoring, she stays awake and thinks wtf am I doing here with this lump of lard whom is perfect in all other aspects BUT when it comes to in the Bedroom he has no clue, nor is willing to try for me.... so she waits till he is fast asleep , opens her top drawer and gets out her BOB and gets herself off a few times....
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Well you will just have to make a effort to get in 4-6 minutes of foreplay won't you Mr Phoebe
Better still try it with a girl
 
Happy2 said:
Well you will just have to make a effort to get in 4-6 minutes of foreplay won't you Mr Phoebe
Better still try it with a girl
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She was a girl well that is what she kept on telling me, now I am thinking why she never let me turn on the light..... hmmmmm come to think about at 6am I was pushed towards the edge of the bed... HMMM
 
Miss Monique said:
Yes fully agree. I always make a habit of removing my lippy before kissing, no perfume, or scented body wash etc A man's privacy and discretion is important. It's a unspoken rule like never disclosing who the lovely gentleman you see etc. You don't leave traces of the encounter behind it should be a memory only

And the last thing a WL wants is an angry wife chasing you down
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I don't have a wife. You can do your worst.
 
Reminds me of the fabled questionairre/survey about the lives of married couples. One man's asked:

Q: Do you talk to your wife while having sex?

and the man answers:

A: Only if there's a phone handy!
 
LeCoqSportif said:
Reminds me of the fabled questionairre/survey about the lives of married couples. One man's asked:

Q: Do you talk to your wife while having sex?

and the man answers:

A: Only if there's a phone handy!
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This is quiet funny as I have encountered some gents who answer the phone and have a quick chat to to wife while I am down on my knees with my lips firmly wrapped around their cock
 
Feeling embarrassed to say but it's worst to fart while having sex with your partner and by mistake i had done it many times..:oops:
 
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