Years ago we were at the Charles hotel when it was a popular band venue - showing my age but some of you will remember the days when the Charles,Raffles, Herdies, Ovrflow etc used to go off!!!
Then off to Gobbles, Rumours, Pinochios, Jules, Hannibals, Underground etc. BUT we digress.
This chick is standing near us with the tightest jeans ever & he asks "how do you get into those jeans" and my mate IS a dork so was not a pick up line - just him asking a dumb question.
Her reply "you can start by buying me a drink"
Not really a funny pick up line but was very funny when she said that to him as he was stunned & didnt know what to do. Needless to say we told him to get to the bar & fucken buy the girl a drink if you want to get laid.