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What Song or Nursery Rhyme Best Describe's Your Sex Organ..............

Madam Jacqui

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Well this Nursery Rhyme Best describe's mine, There's a hole in My bucket dear Henry,dear Henry.There's a hole in my Bucket so Henry Eat It............xxxxx
 
I'm a big teapot
Long and stout
Grab my handle
Watch me spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Pull me over and pour it out!"
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LOL
 
I must be small as my wife used to break out into the old Status Quo song
Down down deeper down You gotta get Down down deeper down
 
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Ahoy

This old pirate has a hook, he uses it to hold a book.
This old pirate has a map, keeps it handy in his lap
This old pirate has a bird, barely knows a single word.
This old pirate looking for treasure, under every skirt, he can muster.
 
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Well this Nursery Rhyme Best describe's mine, There's a hole in My bucket dear Henry,dear Henry.There's a hole in my Bucket so Henry Eat It............xxxxx
Ahhhhhh Jacqui..........why I am not surprises..........wonder if a bucket is enough.........;)
 
lol................translations are on the top of the screen and every line is a crack up if I think of the context of my sex organ.

 
About mine...

Little boy blue, come blow up your horn :D

About hers...

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I can please her
I won't need no porn.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play! :P
 
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Your not that well endowed chap who books in my name are you ?
I visit a week later and the ladies are terribly disappointed
 
Ahoy H2;- I found yours and Dallas comments very interesting;- OK here the Rhyme I owe

The one-eyed pirate
He’s fierce, and he’s tough
He digs for buried treasure
But it’s never enough.
He lives on a ship
Way out on the sea.
His parrot is his only friend,
and a bottle of Rum is all he needs.
 
I have a stick, it's not very big,
I have some friends, 5 pretty friends of Miss Palmer,
They love me stick, the stick lurve em back.
Ho Hump Ho Hump, rubba pump pump, rubba pump pump.
 
Ahoy
It’s of dear grog to you I’ll sing,

And to dear grog I’ll always cling,

I like my cup filled to the brim,

And I’ll drink all you’d like to bring.

And it’s oh, dear grog, thou art my darling,

And my joy both night and morning.
 
The Owl and the Pussycat poem

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
lol......
xox
 
Lickory, Lickory, dick,
The mouth ran up the cock.
The cock spat one,
The cum ran down,
Lickory, Lickory, dick
 
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