I don't see your logic.............. there are no end of mother f#@&ers on here.
What don't you want to see when you walk into a business
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RESPECT there I thought that myself but not even I could type that.......... and I can type ....
Thats it!!! All line up for your spankings!
ProfD
Gold Member
Yep- they may need a stimulant after eating pee,nuts or "eggs".
Different to those with a fish allergy who use that excuse to avoid oral with female partners.
Mutha Fxxxxx, Mutha Fxxxxx, Mutha Fxxxxx......... Pulls jeans down, bends over. Gingerly.
You want to spank me that will be $200 and hour or there part of....
Female ones please....
Oh. Well this is awkward.
Why ?? awkward ?
Happy2
Legend Member
Because our dear Ginger was making the booking on our friend Beeps behalf
I nearly lost my coffee over my keyboard.... thank god I am a good human and swallow with ease....
ProfD
Gold Member
Yes m'am ... If you're giving it
Joe Ozzie
Legend Member
Oh yes please !!
MrJwhite
Gold Member
You walk into a Parlour and see your Husband/ Wife.
If you saw your wife. book her and see what she does differently....
Happy2
Legend Member
Be bad if you booked the missus and she failed you after the health check
Only you could come up with that..... What happens if she is better at work than at home....
ProfD
Gold Member
At least you'd know why sex at home had stopped .... The agency charges more on an out-call !
Happy2
Legend Member
The son daughter one would be especially dark if you were only about 32 yrs old yourself
How bout meeting your much loathed in-law at your favorite shop?
I don't see the issue, if you married her daughter maybe mummy is just as good, or even better who knows....
Nothing wrong there........
ProfD
Gold Member
How bout meeting your much loathed in-law at your favorite shop?
And you say "Wow ! I didn't believe what they said you were doing was true, so I had to come and see it for myself!"... I suspect they'd be much nicer to you afterward.
ProfD
Gold Member
Isn't that also true after my wife has a child ?
Happy2
Legend Member
You swallow ?? I must have missed your ad last time I was in Perth