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What do you want written on your obituary!!! This one is good

Ahoy;----Now that is funny-----------------

"I tried to get away without paying"
 
Contrarian said:
If it was any woman from Langtrees, the obituary or rather the inscription on the tombstone should say (wait for it)...

"FUCK ME DEAD!"
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And written underneath by a ex client

You were far more value for money while when alive though
 
Dear Marge, If your reading this, it means I am Fucked! It's been a pleasure. See you in the next life.
 
Had a fear of rejection got a raging yeast infection oh my stupid life Cant get out of bed I watch Oprah instead ohh my stupid life ...per PBS
 
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Revered childrens speed swimming coach.
 
The actor, John le Mesurier, of Dad's Army fame had this printed:

"JOHN LE MESURIER Wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends."

Self-penned death notice in The Times, 16 November 1983
 
This would be a good one for a nymphomaniac:

"She was a good root and she's returned to her roots!"
 
Nothing........I want to be cremated and my ashes spread out on a beach in NZ.
The thought of ending up in a box 6 feet under gives me the grieves. (lol guess it comes down to me being a bit claustrophobic)

Why NZ and not Germany?........no nice beaches in Germany. ;)

R.xxxxxxxxx
 
I always thought Billy Connoly's idea for his gravestone was terrific. In very tiny letters in the middle of the stone it would read "You are standing on my balls!" ::)
 
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