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what do you not like to hear in the bed room

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..i guess there is many things,,,ups my husbond is home from the army,,,,,,is it in yet,,,,,whats your name again,,,,as you just gett naked..and she says letts just be friends...a baby crying ..
.........so just add things to the list ..
 
just a few

how about:
1. Honey, I'm home!
2. Honey, WE'RE home!
3. Hmmm, I think the ceiling needs painting...
4. "Oh, Johnny!" and your name is Fred
5. "So, you relly thought I was a woman?
6. "Ha ha ha! WTF is that?"
7. "It is time for the sacrifical goat"
8. "Allah hu Akbar!" KA-Boom!
9. "Let me call my mum first. I'm s'posed to be at school.."

 
thanks guys..lol..a phone call when you are just in the middel off the act..or her saying can we change channel ,,also when we are doing it...or darling its over,,,not too night i have just made the bed,,not now..what about in 9 days or so,,,
or your brothere is a better root...or a buzzing sound under the sheets and you cant find yor el tooth brush ,,..or slurping noices and the dogs have a lick ..
 
Wouldn't like to hear:
1. The crunching of an apple in my ear.
2. "What's the time?"
3. The flicking over of magazine pages.
 
lol...keep them comming ....a chainsaw ,a gun,,husbond,,,,while i am tied up to the bed,,or a alarm clock ..lol..
 
How about the dreaded: "Mummy what are you doing to daddy?" lol arn't kids great
 
Funny shit

how about..."your brother was better...." or "wake me up when your done" or even "haha this explains the car"
 
i want my key back ..,,,,,to the flat,,,do you have 5000 dollars spare,,.....my brothere is a bikie,,..........................this is going to cost you big time,........and this one i am pregnant ..
 
well i had a funny experience whilst i was having sex (with a guy i barely knew) lol, he got a phone call from a mate, kept on going while he was talking to him and then he says "can i call ya back mate im just screwing some chick" boy did that make me get dressed fast! lol.
 
Can't stand:

1. Phone ringing
2. "F*ck my hole" or "F*ck my c*nt"... oh my that is a huge turn-off
 

............2. "F*ck my hole" or "F*ck my c*nt"... oh my that is a huge turn-off[/QUOTE]

Amen to that. Crudity has no place in my bedroom repetoire.
 
after tonight ..you will have child support to pay .
hope it was good for you ..as it was shit for me..
..
 
I have to say i find it a turn off when the guy says "havn't you come yet?" like thats gonna make it happen any quicker!!
 
yes ...presure in any way or form is no good,,,
or this one here ,,,cant you gett it up,some thing wrong with you,,is it me,,,after about 2 min off play...
....
 
My favourite would have to be "the ceiling needs painting"...lol
or some other fine ones would be, "Gosh! is that the time"
"Is that it!"
"My mum's got a pair of knicker's like that"
"Is it in yet!"
"So that's why all your friends call you Peewee"
"Do it to me BIG Sheldon!!"
 
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