What a touring Lady needs to pack

[Zoe Rider]

As I sit here in my beautiful apartment in Docklands- Melbourne, in this lovely summer we are having (in jeans and ugg boots and a jumper - hint of sarcasm) packing for Perth at 6am victorian time because I'm so excited- I need help...

What do I pack? I feel like I'm missing everything!
So far for 7 days of work.

18 pairs/sets sexy lingerie
2 school girl skirts
6 pairs of heels
10 dresses- sexy
10 dresses - classy escort
Hair straightener
Medical
Blow dryer
Make up and eyelashes
Trackies
Bikini
3 sets of day clothes...


I'm looking at my suitcase like WTF else do I need.... HELP!

This touring business is hard! Haha!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy a couple of T-Shirts and a pair of shorts....
I revised your list..........

9 pairs/sets sexy lingerie
1 school girl skirts
6 pairs of heels
8 dresses- sexy
8 dresses - classy escort
Hair straightener
Medical
Blow dryer
Make up and eyelashes
Trackies
Bikini
3 sets of day clothes...

 

[homer]

lubes and some toys.

 

[Stan_the_Man]

Please bring Daylight Savings and Krispy Kremes.

(Yes, we can get Krispy Kremes here in Perth now, but who really wants to travel to Hillary's to do that...)

 

[Zoe Rider]

ONG I JUST LANDED I FORGOT LUBE! FML! It's my favourite lube!

 

[Zoe Rider]

Hahaha! I'm being healthy - no donuts ..unless you are buying!

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

New new revised list...

Trackies.

Nothing else

 

[Happy2]

New new revised list...

Trackies.

Nothing else

Is Zoe basing her self in Rockingham If trackies are to be all the classy clothes required ?

 

[nextplease69]

Raincoat

 

[Maddie Meyers]

entertainment...you'll be bored shitless

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Well I would have said flannel but I didn't want to step into your territory H2

 

[Happy2]

Well I would have said flannel but I didn't want to step into your territory H2

Rarely wear plaid or flannel Leave that to the bogans and country boy wannabe's Mr Bear

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Leather and lace then?

 

[Happy2]

Getting close Denim and lace

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Hi vis lace and frilly denim

 

[Happy2]

No Hi Viz either

May I ask Pandar Are you getting your fashion advice from that fave magazine of yours
The Village People Fashion Almanac ?

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Yup

As to quote a famous movie

"I see Hi Vis people..."

Or something

 

[Happy2]

Yup

As to quote a famous movie

"I see Hi Vis people..."

Or something

Unless he or she is on a motorcycle or a pushbike
Then its
" I never saw him officer"

 

[homer]

Bring an umbrella.

 

[Happy2]

Bring an umbrella.

Why Homie ?You Got VD and want it treated the old fashioned way?

 

[nextplease69]

Rarely wear plaid or flannel Leave that to the bogans and country boy wannabe's Mr Bear

Ooh I know, your one of those rich farmers that drives around in a high end Land Rover or Toyota Sahara, wearing R.M.Williams, Thomas Cook or Country Road...

 

[homer]

Why Homie ?You Got VD and want it treated the old fashioned way?

Shhhh...i thought we agreed we censor that part out of forum's eyes? I was talking about the pissy weather...brolly for the wetness nature is spraying us with...every drop of love.

 

[Happy2]

Shhhh...i thought we agreed we censor that part out of forum's eyes? I was talking about the pissy weather...brolly for the wetness nature is spraying us with...every drop of love.

Sorry thought this was the PM page My apologies about telling the forum about your affliction

 

[Happy2]

Ooh I know, your one of those rich farmers that drives around in a high end Land Rover or Toyota Sahara, wearing R.M.Williams, Thomas Cook or Country Road...

The prada steelcap boots are my pride and joy Finding a pair with sensible heels took a while though

 

[homer]

Sorry thought this was the PM page My apologies about telling the forum about your affliction

yes thanks, pimple cheeks...

 

[Happy2]

yes thanks, pimple cheeks...

Pimple / Canker Whats the difference between friends Eh?

 

[homer]

Pimple / Canker Whats the difference between friends Eh?

your right makes no diffy, even to the ewes.

 

[Zoe Rider]

New new revised list...

Trackies.

Nothing else

Currently laying in trackies and nothing else!

 

[Zoe Rider]

Raincoat

I thought coming over here Id get some good weather! It's worse than melbourne!!!

 

[Zoe Rider]

entertainment...you'll be bored shitless

Lucky I have lots of work