We need to talk about 'Walking'

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We all know the feeling, you walk up to a dimly lit apartment and the door magically opens on its own. You seemingly have no choice but to walk in and accept your fate, just hoping the person on the other side isn't waiting to harvest your organs.

You are greeted by somebody who perhaps does not look like the photos on the ad, probably 15 years older and not exactly the most appetising thing you have ever laid eyes on.

Now me personally, my social anxiety has stopped me from excusing myself, and i've decided it was just easier to go balls deep instead of walking out, and i'm a more jaded man for it.

I'm wondering if anyone has any tips for funny stories for making a swift exit. Does anybody actually just walk away at the door without saying anything once you see them? lol

 

[911TS]

I say "sorry not what I expected, I'm going" then make way for the door

 

[Lord Brain]

they r banking on u feeling too nervous or impolite to leave. U have to be brave and concentrate ur masculine energy into your ball sack and walk away. seriously lot of power in your sack if u push all anxiety into balls they will grow to size of grapes fruit.

1 time I say “girl, u r not what I expected. i have a gift for u in car” and i ran away. i ran down stairwell. she appears like an old witch. . so experience scary for me.

1 time i say “can we do crab walk position in bath tub” thankfully she refuse so i say fine i have to leave. Crab walk my favourite only way i can came. Bye.
i tell her white lie. light breeze can make me came hard but she dont know that unless cock mind reader.

 

[The Voice]

I just show her the advertised pic on my phone and ask for her. If said girl is not there I thank her for wasting my time and leave.

 

[ryan]

Leave ur wallet in the car on purpose and if u don’t like what u see go back to get it n never return

 

[Miss Monique]

If a lady is not the one that you were expecting to see. If they have been dishonest. Just tell then the truth. The only way to stop is call them out on the behaviour.
The left wallet in the car is pathetic

 

[Cs009]

I say "sorry not what I expected, I'm going" then make way for the door

Sometimes the real girl is suddenly available at this point.

 

[Shazaam]

I just said "is it you" she said "yes" I then unocked the security screen and walked out while she was yelling "$80".

 

[Master Yoda]

Not only did I used to walk if I did not like the selection at a venue. If I ordered an outcall that was not to my liking, I send them away.

 

[roger166]

I usually just say you are not what I was expecting, leave than continue to block their number. It got easier for me as 8/10 appointments made is always a dud.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[sircurious]

I've got no problems about walking. There's an infamous place on Goderich Street, East Perth that advertises all these stunners (unfortunately none of them exist). Even when you call them out and they try and offer you a discount, I still walk saying you wasted my time, and it was false advertising.

 

[Polama10]

I've got no problems about walking. There's an infamous place on Goderich Street, East Perth that advertises all these stunners (unfortunately none of them exist). Even when you call them out and they try and offer you a discount, I still walk saying you wasted my time, and it was false advertising.

I’ve been experienced the same twice AND walked both times. I won’t be going back there!!

 

[Boomer395]

I have walked alway plenty of times because of fake ads. I also pre warn them if the pictures are fake then I won’t stay.

I think if more punters walk away if they feel like they’ve been tricked with a fake pictures then maybe they will start to change their ways. Wishful thinking probably.