Waking up different

[homer]

I bet it is............typical German a beer, sauerkraut, sausage, a mid drift keg and a huge hang over..........

Hell yeah, my kinda partey...that last pic would be Homer with the lovely ladies admiring the belly of Duff. It's a wonder.

Ahoy Ohhhh WoW;- sounds like my sort of Party, let US all go to the next one;- Homer and Rochelle, let us drink and slap each others behind, October will be here soon, so what you guys say

Ahoy hoy, no behind slapping for me. iSlap the ladies behind only. 1 way no return slap required. There's no need to wait til Oct, slap to your behind's content now.

 

[Delilah]

What would you do if you woke up to be the opposite sex....

Knock one out... immediately! xx

 

[Rochelle]

Ahoy Ohhhh WoW;- sounds like my sort of Party, let US all go to the next one;- Homer and Rochelle, let us drink and slap each others behind, October will be here soon, so what you guys say

are we going by boat?????? it seems by far the safest travel device at the moment especially thinking about Air Malaysia.
Ok here are a couple of ideas.......

 

[Kirra Bell]

WINDMILL PENIS. Nuff said.

 

[MzCaTie]

lay in bed & wank untill im spent roll over & sleep... think thats how it goes in my house

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

Kirra I'm abit thick....windmill penis ?

 

[xZaidax]

Excessive masturbation​

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

Really...xZaidax ? Who says you don't learn
Something knew nightly...... ​

 

[Rochelle]

Same here Raye.....googled it as an image and guess what came up..........

looks more Dutch to me than excessive

 

[homer]

Sorry to burst your bubbles ladies, one wank your normally spent. Have to wait for recovery time before the next wank is on.

 

[xZaidax]

Sorry to burst your bubbles ladies, one wank your normally spent. Have to wait for recovery time before the next wank is on.

I know but as soon as I'd "re-fulled" I'd go again.... I'd want to set a record for the most times a guy has masturbated in a day... without dying. That's my goal I think

 

[homer]

I know but as soon as I'd "re-fulled" I'd go again.... I'd want to set a record for the most times a guy has masturbated in a day... without dying. That's my goal I think

Good luck to you my fellow "man" wannabe, you will be in bed all day recovering and releasing those sea men of yours. Too many off shore leave for these sea men will see them abandon ship.

 

[Happy2]

I know but as soon as I'd "re-fulled" I'd go again.... I'd want to set a record for the most times a guy has masturbated in a day... without dying. That's my goal I think

Remember the punishment when dad first caught you smoking? With me I had about 15 cigarettes in the pack he said you have to finish the pack
Now imagine if he had caught me wanking instead Well I was only 14 So i would have given it a go