Todays humor Amuse me plz I'm stressed
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What do you call a kangaroo run over by a road train?
Rooted
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Fairy mother tells Cinderella be home by midnight from the ball, otherwise your lady bits will turn into pumpkin.
Midnight comes and goes, no Cinderella. Fairy mother is worried.
Then 3am Cinderella comes back all happy and singing. Fairy mother yells at her, Why are you late etc?
Cinderella replies, yes yes i was on my way back home. I was trying to get back by midnight.
But i bumped into Peter Peter pumpkin eater.
Midnight comes and goes, no Cinderella. Fairy mother is worried.
Then 3am Cinderella comes back all happy and singing. Fairy mother yells at her, Why are you late etc?
Cinderella replies, yes yes i was on my way back home. I was trying to get back by midnight.
But i bumped into Peter Peter pumpkin eater.
Shortnthick doesthetrick
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Shortnthick doesthetrick
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On a flight yestie when the lovely young trolley dolly asked, "would you like some head phones" to which I cheerfully replied, "sure that would be great butt how did you know my name was phones" Needless to say that flight will go down in the... 
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Guy has $40 bucks left over for himself for the week after paying bills and whatnot and decides to go to one of the three massage parlours in town.
Nervously he goes inside the first one and tells the receptionist he has $40 bucks what service can he get for $40 bucks the receptionist replies $40 bucks gets you a penguin no thanks he replies.
Next night he is still horny goes to the second massage parlour in town same story $40 bucks gets you a penguin.
The third night he goes to the last massage parlour in town asks what service do I get for $40 bucks a penguin the receptionist replies.
The man pays his $40 bucks for the penguin then this beautiful girl takes him into a room and starts performing a blowjob just as he got aroused she walks off.
He yells out chasing the girl with his pants around his knees where you going.
Nervously he goes inside the first one and tells the receptionist he has $40 bucks what service can he get for $40 bucks the receptionist replies $40 bucks gets you a penguin no thanks he replies.
Next night he is still horny goes to the second massage parlour in town same story $40 bucks gets you a penguin.
The third night he goes to the last massage parlour in town asks what service do I get for $40 bucks a penguin the receptionist replies.
The man pays his $40 bucks for the penguin then this beautiful girl takes him into a room and starts performing a blowjob just as he got aroused she walks off.
He yells out chasing the girl with his pants around his knees where you going.
Are we having a Good-Day????
LongHair
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is that what I was doing wrong!!!
RugbyMermaid
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Dark humor
RugbyMermaid
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local drugs dealer growing Lettuce
Bahaha i don't think lettuce itself is illegal 
RugbyMermaid
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RugbyMermaid
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️ Making wonderful coffee 
LongHair
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she looks a little cock eyed to mehee hee
This is how politics works
Ever had one of these
RugbyMermaid
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@RugbyMermaid can you look at this post and tell me your thoughts plz on the new way of viewing the forum the girls need to join in the discussion as a BIG decision to make https://www.talkinsex.com/threads/u...irst-we-need-your-feedback.85270/#post-772510I saw bunnings gardener group share in this morning
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