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Time machine for sale.

Zeus

Zeus

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Unfinished project.
Started making a machine to facilitate time travel, unfortunately I just don't have the time to complete it.

Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.

Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar interest.

No time wasters please !

Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine
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How much you want for it? Might be interested, though it looks like one of them older Victorian models. I might finally be able to go back in time and find out if Schrodinger ever had a cat in the first place or was just taking the piss.

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XLNC - yes it is an older style Victorian model, however, the machine can be self powered if you can find a source of Uranium 235. Alternatively it can run of mains power supply.

Regarding Schrödinger's cat - well the photo below says it all.

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I've got a space continuum transfunctioner. You may be able to get the machine to run using that.
t's a bit rough and ready and blows a little blue smoke but appears to be running ok.

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Dallas said:
Yes a Continuum thingy sounds perfect Oh, do I still have to drive at 88mph because I don't have many points left on my license?
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Interesting dilemma, but simply answered by the formula : dt = dt' . (1 - v²/c²)1/2 which i have designed the device around, in theory past and future travel should be possible. I have sympathy for you and demerit points, but when amateurs play with time travel this is what happens.
 
Zeus said:
Interesting dilemma, but simply answered by the formula : dt = dt' . (1 - v²/c²)1/2 which i have designed the device around, in theory past and future travel should be possible. I have sympathy for you and demerit points, but when amateurs play with time travel this is what happens.
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Thank you, yes that sounds like a much better solution. The doctor that I entrusted to make my time travelling a reality, had some "unusual" method's of going about it. He used a Delorean instead of a Hyundai and was was more hyper than a kid on red lemonade. I just wanted to get my girl friend back from the future.

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homer said:
Haven't you heard? Where you go, you don't need roads...but try not to break the space time continuum.
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I was going fine until I did 88mph on the Graham Farmer Freeway and just before I hit the tunnel and disappeared into the future, I got a $300 speeding fine. When I got to the future, it had accrued to $300,000 and there were warrants out for my arrest. There needs to be an 88mph section for time traveling vehicles. Having a brick wall at the end of the section would prevent non-time traveling vehicles from using it.
 
Zeus said:
Unfinished project.
Started making a machine to facilitate time travel, unfortunately I just don't have the time to complete it.

Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.

Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar interest.

No time wasters please !

Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine
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That's Sheldons time machine!

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Dallas said:
I was going fine until I did 88mph on the Graham Farmer Freeway and just before I hit the tunnel and disappeared into the future, I got a $300 speeding fine. When I got to the future, it had accrued to $300,000 and there were warrants out for my arrest. There needs to be an 88mph section for time traveling vehicles. Having a brick wall at the end of the section would prevent non-time traveling vehicles from using it.
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Don't tell me you wound up somewhere outback at a drive-in cinema?
 
This is the year that the Hoverboard goes on sale, yay!

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And a sudden change of fashion style, we all started to dress like these people.

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Unfortunately not looking for a time machine at this point, but a teleporting machine definitely...If you know of any good deals and can hook me up swing me a pm...
 
Tania Desire said:
Unfortunately not looking for a time machine at this point, but a teleporting machine definitely...If you know of any good deals and can hook me up swing me a pm...
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Teleporting machines are old school.
I used to have one but it blew a lot of blue smoke.
Also, the warp drive was a bit rusted.
Some older models do sell from time to time on e-Bay.

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XLNC said:
How much you want for it? Might be interested, though it looks like one of them older Victorian models. I might finally be able to go back in time and find out if Schrodinger ever had a cat in the first place or was just taking the piss.

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Yes he did XLNC, apparently it was a siamese. There you go, some useless trivia for the day
 
Zeus said:
Unfinished project.
Started making a machine to facilitate time travel, unfortunately I just don't have the time to complete it.

Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.

Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar interest.

No time wasters please !

Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine
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Actually Zeus, the reality is that you probably did complete the time machine, then lost interest and sold it to someone for zillions, who has since been zipping back in time to convince you that you in fact had not completed the machine, and so you should sell it to him much cheaper that you originally did because it was incomplete, then all he needed to do was to zip back to just before you sold it to make sure that you had in fact completed it (or else he would be trapped in the past with himself and have to live a parallel existence with his past self !), so that he could then zip back to the 'present' where he had bought the time machine for a song, and yet it was complete and worked well enough to send him back in time.

You can tell its getting late !
 
sunyun said:
Actually Zeus, the reality is that you probably did complete the time machine, then lost interest and sold it to someone for zillions, who has since been zipping back in time to convince you that you in fact had not completed the machine, and so you should sell it to him much cheaper that you originally did because it was incomplete, then all he needed to do was to zip back to just before you sold it to make sure that you had in fact completed it (or else he would be trapped in the past with himself and have to live a parallel existence with his past self !), so that he could then zip back to the 'present' where he had bought the time machine for a song, and yet it was complete and worked well enough to send him back in time.

You can tell its getting late !
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Paradoxes, you can never win but good comment Sunyun
 
sunyun said:
Actually Zeus, the reality is that you probably did complete the time machine, then lost interest and sold it to someone for zillions, who has since been zipping back in time to convince you that you in fact had not completed the machine, and so you should sell it to him much cheaper that you originally did because it was incomplete, then all he needed to do was to zip back to just before you sold it to make sure that you had in fact completed it (or else he would be trapped in the past with himself and have to live a parallel existence with his past self !), so that he could then zip back to the 'present' where he had bought the time machine for a song, and yet it was complete and worked well enough to send him back in time.

You can tell its getting late !
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This machine is capable of going forwards as well as backwards in time. I built one in 2052 that only went backwards and I haven't been able to get back to my time. I need one that can go boths ways so I
can come back to this time to feed the cat I have.
 
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