Time for another 5 word story

[Buk]

All my friends are getting.......

 

[Happy2]

a Jukebox in Siberia. Sent

 

[Buk]

via Living in the 70s.....

 

[Happy2]

couriers. Who only wear, Bluejeans

 

[XLNC]

until their helicopter crashes and

 

[Happy2]

Oh my god SHIRLEY is

 

[XLNC]

a horror movie right there

 

[Happy2]

Place theme from Deliverance here

 

[Amanda Secrets]

two dueling banjos at sun..................

 

[XLNC]

but Happy2 prefers John Denver

 

[Happy2]

Oi dont assume City Boi !!

 

[XLNC]

Sorry, I meant Glen Campbell

 

[Happy2]

Not much better I'm afraid

 

[XLNC]

can't beat a star-spangled rodeo

 

[Happy2]

Unless you're visiting Langtrees with

 

[XLNC]

Kirra Bell riding your arse

 

[Happy2]

Covered in maple syrup and

 

[Amanda Secrets]

whipping up a frenzy of ....................

 

[Buk]

Charlie Pride.....who the phuk?

 

[XLNC]

This thread is three months

 

[Buk]

over due for a clean-up............

 

[Happy2]

Why ? There's no porn . Lana

 

[XLNC]

has cornered that market but

 

[Buk]

I shall cum and conquer

 

[Happy2]

my fear of Odious Albino...

 

[XLNC]

Dwarves by putting one on

 

[Lacie4U]

Beyond....Deeper,Darker,Mysterious....Sea

 

[Happy2]

nymphs That look surprisingly like

 

[Lacie4U]

Magnificent Botticelli's" Birth of Venus "

 

[Buk]

silvery beauty of her effortless........