Time for another 5 word story

[Buk]

where, how far down there.....

 

[Amanda Secrets]

to slip through the grill...................

 

[Master Yoda]

That's part of the thrill....

 

[Happy2]

Yoda you are a dill

 

[Master Yoda]

Because I need my pill........

 

[Amanda Secrets]

to cut through this swill ....................

 

[Happy2]

Now now Amanda that will

 

[Amanda Secrets]

cause some discomfort if taken..............

 

[Happy2]

As a suppository instead of

 

[JustMe]

Giving it to the dog

 

[Happy2]

You insert a ruddy great

 

[Amanda Secrets]

causes your sphincter to breaken...............

 

[Amanda Secrets]

edited and ruined the rhyme..............

 

[Happy2]

You brunette or blonde Amanda?

 

[Master Yoda]

She is a super woman

 

[Happy2]

Crawling is an art form

 

[Amanda Secrets]

and wins many prizes too!!! ........................

 

[Buk]

I'm 1st 2nd 3rd prize......

 

[Happy2]

where do I claim you ?

 

[Amanda Secrets]

lost and found dept at....................

 

[Buk]

Home for amazing hardworking lovers......

 

[JustMe]

Of cats and of dogs

 

[Buk]

I love pussies and doggies........

 

[Happy2]

Mmm chilli dog with saurkraut

 

[JustMe]

To kiss, lick then hammer

 

[Amanda Secrets]

mustard and a liberal lashing.............

 

[JustMe]

Me slow again - wont change

 

[Buk]

of cold shoulder, hot tongue........

 

[Buk]

whoops beaten by Just Me......

 

[JustMe]

No was me not you