Time for another 5 word story

[Amanda Secrets]

does gobbledygook count as words?

 

[Happy2]

Better than swearing at im. ....

 

[Amanda Secrets]

cause we would never want........

 

[Happy2]

an angry buk. Angry buks

 

[Amanda Secrets]

buks like a mule ........................................and

 

[Buk]

buks all day an-all night........

 

[Amanda Secrets]

till the sweat drips from.................................

 

[Happy2]

The onlookers in the dungeon

 

[MrBig]

The cyclists at the gym...........

 

[Amanda Secrets]

all vying for a piece.................

 

[MrBig]

Bugger! Mistimed and can't delete...........

 

[MrBig]

Of Amanda's not so secret

 

[Buk]

Mona Lisa sensuous red lips.......

 

[Happy2]

Above or below the navel?

 

[XLNC]

...Do one then the other...

 

[Happy2]

.One lip at a time?.?.?.?.

 

[XLNC]

Yep, always works for me...

 

[Happy2]

Foreplay is 4.5 minutes. So

 

[Amanda Secrets]

change to 5 mins or ........................

 

[Happy2]

1.25 minutes per lip? You

 

[Amanda Secrets]

cant compromise on quality now

 

[Happy2]

But But the pub opens ......

 

[Amanda Secrets]

and my beer will get ............................

 

[Happy2]

far more loving attention than

 

[MrBig]

Two puppies and a pussy........

 

[XLNC]

your dripping honey pot dear...

 

[XLNC]

phooey! I ejaculated same time

 

[MrBig]

Let's blame the beer for......

 

[Happy2]

premature ejaculation of the mouth

 

[MrBig]

Loosening the body's strongest muscle