Time for another 5 word story

[scavenger]

salivating pathetically eyes rolling relentlessly

 

[Amanda Secrets]

scavenger stole the limelight and ............................................

 

[Strawman]

Light means come on in......................................

 

[Amanda Secrets]

he did, the door slammed...................................

 

[Buk]

Shut............he breathlessly collapsed shattered

 

[Amanda Secrets]

his patela, and staggered face.....................

 

[Happy2]

first into his lovers love.............

 

[Buk]

first...........bruising nose and coccyx

 

[Amanda Secrets]

second ................getting his finger jammed

 

[Happy2]

Wow your fingers thicker than ..................

 

[Buk]

where he ought not put'em...........

 

[scavenger]

but put 'em he did .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i.

 

[Amanda Secrets]

right in the socket for.......................

 

[scavenger]

.i. .i. .i. for more experienced FoRum memberd .i. .i. .i. .i.

 

[scavenger]

.i. .i. .i. .i. that would be FoRum members .i. .i.

 

[Buk]

who Forum ladies love unconditionally......

 

[Happy2]

If their wallets are full...........

 

[Buk]

of fifties or preferably $100sssss.......

 

[Happy2]

of recycled condoms from the.......

 

[scavenger]

depths of hell by the .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i. .i.

 

[Madam Tracey]

trusted health and safety officer...

 

[Buk]

Buk, great lover and recycler........

 

[Amanda Secrets]

of nonsensical and philosophical tit ........................

 

[Buk]

still crowds cry for more................

 

[Happy2]

Sizzle Because buks a terrible .......

 

[XLNC]

...sausage sizzler when clams are...

 

[Happy2]

Smelling a bit funky and,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Buk]

Moist, pink in smoking rubble.........

 

[scavenger]

Hubble bubble boil and stubble .i. .i. .i. .i. .i.

 

[Obbie]

This gives me a headache !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!