Whether it’s a naughty remark or a funny poem. What have you heard in the sex industry that in a regular industry you could be in a lot of trouble with HR ? I’ll post some of my favourites below.
Things you hear in a brothel that could be considered “indecent” in other industries? :p
- Thread starter Ginger Spice
- Start date
Driver knocks on the change room door “everybody decent?” He asks. We reply yes. He walks in and says “i’ll come back later then “ Gave us ladies a bit of a giggle.
@Madam Tracey (while I was wearing a red riding hood outfit)
“Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road to Grandma's house, and the Big Bad Wolf pops up and says "I'm going to eat you!"
And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?"
“Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road to Grandma's house, and the Big Bad Wolf pops up and says "I'm going to eat you!"
And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?"
Playing pool “We will play for a point” (on the board) she says I replied “and an 8 ball?” 
Harlee Dare
Gold Member
What can you say to sex workers, you can also say at family dinner?
“Yes daddy”
“I don’t think I can eat all of that!”
“Stop ganging up on me” 
Harlee Dare
Gold Member
I like your boobs/ass
Can I touch them?
Can I touch them?
A
Annoyance
- Are you going to eat that?
- Stop poking the pie with your fingers
- Finger licking good
- Man this taste so good
A
Annoyance
Girl A : " Do you know my puss is always bored and wants to play"
Girl B : " I know right some times I have to use toys with mine to keep it happy"
Girl A : " We should meet up on the wkend so they can play together"
Girl B : " Yer it's a date, i'll bring my toys over"
( Guy nearby thinking : Are they talking about cats or it's something else entirely)
Girl B : " I know right some times I have to use toys with mine to keep it happy"
Girl A : " We should meet up on the wkend so they can play together"
Girl B : " Yer it's a date, i'll bring my toys over"
( Guy nearby thinking : Are they talking about cats or it's something else entirely)
No im not doing that Yuk....... 
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