The Things Blokes Say During a Punt

[AmandaO]

Some blokes treat a punt like open mic night—oversharing trauma, politics midroot, or asking for custard. Here’s why men should just shut up in brothels.

The Things Blokes Say During a Punt

Some blokes treat a punt like open mic night—oversharing trauma, politics midroot, or asking for custard. Here’s why men should just shut up in brothels.

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[Eve Smith]

Love this! It’s great to see how a punt can spark laughter, banter, and memorable moments among mates. Those little sayings make the experience fun and full of life.

 

[Sally K]

Twas a long time ago for me, but the question, I remember, most often asked by the Punters was

"How did you end up doing this job??"

I had 2 answers.

1. "I used to be a slut...... now Im professional and get paid for it"

and

2. My husband of 18 years left me for a hooker. So, I thought.... I'll show you hooker.
(The Punters loved this one. There is not a man out there that doesn't love the idea of fucking someone elses woman)

 

[Driver James]

oh yep great