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The 'Hooker' that came to stay...

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Sir Stefan

Sorry about the use of the word 'Hooker' in the title... it is not a word that I like to use, and realise it can be offensive in certain circumstances...but in this case I chose to use it in a 'descriptive' way... SirStefan...

Now let this true story begin....

Once upon a time... back in late 1999... when SirStefan was emerging from the ending of a long term wonderful relationship, that had started as a 'blind date' in 1974, evolved into a 5 year long 'mistress relationship', which in turn evolved into a 20 years duration 'de-facto relationship'... he found himself in need of a 'companion' to attend a high level Government sponsored 'event'.... at which SirStefan was to have a 'speaking role'.

Being, by now 'single-once-more'... SirStefan turned to a 'friend' for a 'referral'.... SirStefans 'friend' responded well by introducing him to a willowy blonde with 'breasts-made-in-heaven' (actually he was to later discover they were better than 'heaven-sent' and in fact had been made in a plastic surgeons surgery at a cost of $30k, in 1998 money)...

The day went well... and when 'droping her off home at her Boyfriends residence'... she refused SirStefans offer of 'payment'... instead asking for his phone number... !!!

The photos, taken by the official photographer, looked great... and 2 days later SirStefan received flowers, choclates and a card.... from his date!

Well...as you can imagine... SirStefan was not at all backwards in encouraging the 'relationship to develop'... despite the 25 years age difference (Yes alas she was younger than SirStefans own Daughter in fact)...and the fact that she already had a Boyfriend did not at all deter SirStefan

She said she could 'Replace SirStefan's former partner'.... and if allowed to 'move'in she would make love every night... and then again in the morning, then cook breakfast, clean the house, do the washing, iron the clothes, do the shopping, walk the dogs, water the garden, clean the pool and stock the cellar, then prepare dinner for when he arrived home... Whew! (TRUE story)

Without hesitation SirStefan invited her 'into residence' as the 'Lady of the house'... and it was like a fairy tale.... UNTIL...

One day she looked into SirStefans eyes and said.... 'Please father my Child... I am now over 30 years of age and I want 2 children before it's too late'... SirStefan, was both flattered and floored by her statement and so said... 'Please... let me reflect upon that'... and so he did.

Some days later, after making love... and as she lay naked in his arms and looking up into his eyes... SirStefan said... "My Darling... your children would be deserving of better than I could offer... for they deserve a father who could play football with them... not just take them to the football. they need a father who can teach them to fish... not just buy them a fishing rod... and they need a father who would be there at there wedding, to give them away... and not resting in the graveyard beside the church!"... She remained speechless, her eyes filled with tears, which then rolled down her cheeks... dripping onto SirStefan's thigh... the subject was never breached again and SirStefan was later the M.C. at her wedding... and remains a 'good friend' to this day...

Some months after she 'moved-on' SirStefan found himself again 'between relationships'... and so called upon the services of a 'Lady of the Night'... to provide much needed 'stress relief'.... the 'visitor' was gorgeous and the 'service' was excellent...

Some few days later 'SirStefan received a call from the 'Visitor' asking could she 'visit again'... not being one to deny a Lady her desire... SirStefan responded with... "and what may the 'fee' be"... to which the answer was... " Please. do not ask and keep your wallet in your pocket... for I do not seek payment for that which I am offering to give"... She then asked if SirStefan would "like her mobile phone number" to which SirStefan replied ... "and what may the conditions be"... She replied... "Whenever you want sex just call me"... SirStefan was floored, but pleased beyond belief...

Needless to say, SirStefan 'welcomed her with open arms'.... and she... despite being 31 years SirStefans junior and also being in a permanent long term committed 'live in relationship'... became Sir Stefans 'lover' for the next 8 months.... until ultimately her partner found out... and 'all hell broke loose'... DAMN!!!

Subsequent to that.... and one day when SirStefan again found himself in similar need, he scoured the 'personal' ads in the local newspaper... The following ad caught his attention... " Incredible Body, Fully shaven Londoner, Petite blonde with size 6 body and 'DD' breasts".... Sir Stefans hand was shaking as he dialled the number...

The voice that responded was the voice of an angel.... She arrived 'within the hour' and provided an 'out of this world' experience...

During her visit... SirStefan told of his previous experience as described above... The response from SirStefans 'new visitor' was.... "But if I came back it would be to stay"... and she did.

Sadly the relationship became 'volatile' and she has now 'moved on' once more in her quest for elusive happiness...

SirStefan has since 'taken-in' yet another...Attractive Blonde... this time one who has never 'worked the industry'... but is happy to be bye his side as 'Lady Stefan'... Oh, and by the way... Lady Stefan has no objections to the 3rd person in their relationship, who resides 'in-house' and on occassions shares the bed with Sir & lady Stefan... Oh sweet bliss, life is a dream come true
 
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svengali said:
Wow!!!

Where do you find them???
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Ah svengali... now that would be telling.... But suffice to say that...
One was provided as a 'good deed' by MaryAnne, whilst another was provided courtesy of the late 'Linda' and one was provided courtesy of the classifieds in the 'West' and one 'leapt out of the shadows' at L.P.'s and said... "I want to experience what she's just experienced".... So I guess its a question of being in the 'right place at the right time'... or just 'keeping the right company'... Now its your job to put which one, in which place, at which time... have fun.... SirStefan.
 
I was reminded of this post while I was reading Emile by Jean-Jacques Rousseau the other night:

"Neither a friend nor a mistress can be bought. Women may be got for money, but that road will never lead to love. Love is not only not for sale; money strikes it dead. If a man pays, were he indeed the most lovable of men, the mere fact of payment would prevent any lasting affection. He will soon be paying for some one else, or rather some one else will get his money; and in this double connection based on self-seeking and debauchery, without love, honour, or true pleasure, the woman is grasping, faithless, and unhappy, and she is treated by the wretch to whom she gives her money as she treats the fool who gives his money to her; she has no love for either. It would be sweet to lie generous towards one we love, if that did not make a bargain of love. I know only one way of gratifying this desire with the woman one loves without embittering love; it is to bestow our all upon her and to live at her expense. It remains to be seen whether there is any woman with regard to whom such conduct would not be unwise."
 
Amazing thread, and had missed it until neely’s reply. Amazingly as reading it word for word, I spied a small spelling error in Sir Stefan's text....which I only mention as I have just come from my new spelling competition thread.
Neely your post was wonderful....I will need to read the quote many times to grasp all the innuendos but it is very special words of wisdom.
 
Hey

Ah so it is common. Good to hear you treated them well. Sometimes it has nothing to do with being paid.

Christie
 
maryanne said:
Amazing thread, and had missed it until neely’s reply. Amazingly as reading it word for word, I spied a small spelling error in Sir Stefan's text....which I only mention as I have just come from my new spelling competition thread.
Neely your post was wonderful....I will need to read the quote many times to grasp all the innuendos but it is very special words of wisdom.
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Prey dear friend.... please tell....where may I find this 'spelling error' for I have re-read that which I have written, not once but twice over, and have thus far failed to spot my error?
 
Re: Catching Up

SirStefan said:
Svengali.....I must be blessed....for I am to 're-discover' one of these delightful creatures on Thursday of THIS week !!!
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And re-discover I did, on a social level..... 6 years had since passed since last we had spoken.... and now she was the Mother of 3 young children... and struggling to cope.

As we spke I remembered with heavy heart.... those wonderful times we had spent together and how she had never once sought reward.... despite the circumstances under which we had first met.... I gave her several thousand dollars.... for old times sake and to help her and her children out... her eyes welled up with tears and she gave me a big warm hug.... and we parted....

later that day she phoned to tell me how much she apreciated my gesture and how she planned to spend the money.... which would go mostly towards paying bills and clothing her children... I passed the phone to my current partner, and they chatted ofr a while...

Ten days later she rang me in tears saying the farther of her last two children, who had just been released from prison had turned up on her doorstep seeking a reconcilliation and was angry about the money I had given her.... and accused her of having an affair..... which was NOT true.....later that day, the same guy phoned me to advise that he would kill me if I went near her or his kids.... Oh well.... that's life... at least I did try to help.... but will never 'poke my nose' where it is not wanted... so have stayed my distance.... She knows where to find me, should she be in need.... and wouls I help her financially again.... yes, in a flash!
 
found it amazing and interesting to read...thank you..

Neely, i am now of to find the rest of that quote. thank you
 
Sir Stefan, you have indeed lived a truly amazing life so far!!!!!
I am enamoured by your elloquence and vocabulary, such a rare treat to read such a beautifully constructed narrative on sites such as these.
I eagerly await your next post.
(btw - perhaps the error was '... happy to be BYE my side...'?
 
adventurous annie said:
Sir Stefan, you have indeed lived a truly amazing life so far!!!!!
I am enamoured by your elloquence and vocabulary, such a rare treat to read such a beautifully constructed narrative on sites such as these.
I eagerly await your next post.
(btw - perhaps the error was '... happy to be BYE my side...'?
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Well thank you Annie....that is very kind of you. S.S.
 
Well hello Sir Stefan

You certainly sound like my type of man.
Only problem being I am a baby boomer (probably a bit old for you)
I do look and feel much younger though, and like a good bottle of wine
i get much better with age.
and yes I am blonde.
Your current lady sounds absolutely delicious.
The private girls that you have met are very lucky to have encountered
such a gentleman like yourself.
keep me posted on your adventures and if a room becomes vacant
in your home, don't hesitate to contact me.
In anticipation.
Sharazz
 
Well Sharazz, now how could I refuse such an invitation... indeed the 'cellar' is becoming a little low on stock and so would benefit from a little 're-stocking'...and a few bottles of Shirazz would be a welcome addition, in fact i could invite a few friends over for a wine'tasting'.... that is if you are up to it?
 
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