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The facts of life: 40 mistakes men make during sex...

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Shxt, how many of these have I got wrong? So a shave at night before retiring to horizontal activities sounds like the go?
 
LOL i laughed so hard at some of these cos i get them a lot. I may have to make the men who enter my room read this and sign a disclaimer first :p
 
Hey Spunky, I'll sing the disclaimer. I promise I'll shave immediately before! And I won't blow in your ear; Promise! (Mind you what sort of blowing is that exactly? "I'm coming, I'm coming", "Yes, but please don't blow in my ear!" "OK, OK, I'll take it out of your rear")
 
Some i don't agree with
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Bite me baby
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Grab my head and take control
35) GIVING LOVE BITES. I love being bitten
 
Well the education revolution is a wonderful thing! I have learnt more tonight than in 50 years of fumbling. Thankyou Trailblazer! Thankyou also Miss Missy. Men really do need guidance. Most of the stuff you read is either medico-technical or edited for the monthly mags. So well done!! Pertinant advice is always appreciated.
 
yep,i dont no why but i always feel the need to thank my girl after sex,she thinks it is wrong but its how i feel!
 
hi trailblazer,just wondering how many of these do you go by?as its always different strokes for different folks..
 
Thank-you for the 'heads up'.
Now to get a copy laminated, and a special mini copy for my wallet.

Now to check with people, who like Miss Missy, go against the rules.

Maybe I should get ladies to check their preferences?

Mark Ian
 
Hmm!! O.K. guys, hands up everyone who has not committed at least one of these sins.

The rest of you are liars.
 
Thankfully I've only done a couple of them lol. I did have a good sex teacher lol.
 
I like lovebites too.....and nipple biting, plus a bit of rough fucking doesnt go astray lol
 
Spunkymunky said:
LOL i laughed so hard at some of these cos i get them a lot. I may have to make the men who enter my room read this and sign a disclaimer first :p
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I laughed because I get accused of fluffing some of those rules often
- specially the shaving one and being too heavy
 
I dont agree with the twiddling nipples, breast squeezing or anal stimulation but the rest is sooo very true
 
I have to admit I'm guilty of a number of these ... I guess that's what happens when you're 18 and you watch porn movies like they're instruction videos!
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmm too too much to think about....................could take all the enjoyment out if you had to go through a check list every time.
But then again it may well be worth it with the right horny chcik.
 
I recently came across your post and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice tips and most of the tips are ignored by the men during sex...thanks for posting
 
As sue said it is a very informative thread but I guess that each lady has their own preferences at the end of the day.
 
trailblazer said:
40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
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1st time i seen that one, was funny when i 1st read it then made me think someone has to have siad it for it to be there
 
40 - Hmmm... with your wife or GF perhaps but when I have had really good sex with a WL, I always thank her. Just because she helped you cum doesnt mean she has done a good job. When you get the feeling that she has treated you as a special client (the good ladies do this with all clients of course - but some....well...) then I just think it is good manners to say 'Thank you'
 
I have to say I agree with most of them...
Numbers 9, 14 and 22 especially! Asking if I have come yet makes me feel under pressure. Also, shoving fingers in and out like its going out of fashion is not ok- you don't have to wake up feel like you got a bad internal

But I wonder what are the sins women make in the bedroom? surely we are not blameless
 
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