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The Cursed Punter

Franknbeans

Franknbeans

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After losing my regular ligit massuse 8/10 massage 7/10 tease. I have been on the hunt for a replacement. My luck and wallet have copped a hiding. My last attempt the other day was in a shopping centre were I noticed a 35 to 40 year old at front desk. I thought this could be it, who said shopping centres aren't hidden gold mines. Anyway I walked in asked for a 1hr relaxing massage, I was escorted to nice room and she said take your gear off and put it in basket and she left the room. So I obliged, here we go I thought. I was just about to remove the undies and in walks Yoda, roughly same age with more wrinkles then my sack. I let go of the undies and pretended to bend over and stretch the hamstrings to disguise the change of heart on going nude, Quick thinking on my part, not ridiculous at all? Also, I concluded that being in my undies I could not do a runner especially in a shopping centre. I relunctantly jumped on the table and thought its only an hour I can make it. 5 minutes in the music turns on and I am sure it was the 1990's chipmunks Christmas edition also in the back ground I could here some weird discussion. Yes the girl at front desk which escorted me in was taking English lessons from ChatGPT. ChatGPT kept praising how good she was getting....not really? Anyway I thought this can't get any worse. We'll it did. The massage later moved to lower back and the undies were pulled down and liquid deep heat was sprayed on my back and butt. The butt hole was on fire. In the end I could not get out of there fast enough.

Anyway thought the punters on here would like a laugh. That being said if any punter has any recommendation that would allow me to climb out of this hole DM me...... really help....lol
 
just FYI, some less-than-honest massage shops know this and capitalises hard on it (e.g. a lot of hovering but nothingburgers). they know how to siphon all your money without actually doing anything. this is especially if you got the owner to do the massage
 
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