The best... and the worst...

[billybones]

For me...

the best... "Can you help me up please... I`ve fallen for for you"

the worst... "Would you like fries with that?"


Just joking... :ky:

What`s been the best and worst pick up line you have ever used or heard??? and has it actually worked???

 

[Miss Delights]

My favourite two are "My name may not be Flinstone but I'm sure to make your Bed rock" lmao

Or...

Wanna go back to my place & play armies?..how does you play armies you ask? ..well I lie down & you blow the shit out of me. (ha ha Classic)

& the worst is..What does sex & banking have in common...Once you withdraw you loose interest. ( I mean seriously?)

Can't believe no one has replied to this?

 

[Trinco]

Boy: can you call cops please
Girl: why
Boy: cos when I see ur face my heart sets off a high speed chase

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

 

[Miss Delights]

Boy: can you call cops please
Girl: why
Boy: cos when I see ur face my heart sets off a high speed chase

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

LMAO I love the last one hehe:laughing4

 

[homer]

I've got tunnel vision, all i see is you.

I am blinded by your beauty. Can you please take me home and help find my walking stick?

 

[Happy2]

I think my fave was one bloke A smoker would go up to a lady at the bar and ask for a light.(Ciggies in a bar tells you how long ago this was) and it often broke the ice
He has since given up smoking and tried it The lady smiled brought out a beautiful lighter and he had to back away coz he had no cigarette to light

 

[homer]

Hey babe, I am 97% fat free, how about we go and burn some calories?