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Talking Dirty...

Ahoy, not really DD, talking dirty is a fetish to some men and women, I have known women who need the dirty chat so they can go over the edge. One W/L I Meet, was full on talk dirty to me straight from the get go.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

DDxoxo said:
One must be in the right frame of mind I guess to get the dirty talk happening, don't you think?
Perhaps drunk??!??:muted:
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Dirty talk is one of the most refined talents of which all ladies should be trained and well practised to compliment their partners. Only the finest etiquette schools and grooming institutes excel in such potty mouth dirty diarrhoea.
 
Farm Boy 2 said:
But do the ladies (WL's ) take it personally ?

ie Let us say DT is on the menu and payed for

Punter has WL mounted dogey style and has a strong grip of ladys hair and firmly states '

I am going to f**k you now you fat ass whore .

WL burst into tears and cries out everyone thinks I have a lovey bottom .


Punter looses erection and goes home feeling like a whipped dog .


WL quits goes to work in a child day care center for $17,57 per hour never lets her husband have it dogey style sad eats too much grows very fat .
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So in reality the punter was a dirty talking clairvoyant ?
 
I like building up to the physical contact with some light dirty talk.
You know when you have a week of texting or talking to eachother. Warming her up for all the things you are going to do with her.

Not the "I'm going to f@%# you in your c#&%" sort of talk though.
 
I took one of those silly Facebook quizzes earlier on 'how sweary are you'. I'm quite proud to let you know that I scored 52 out of 70 but I've gotta admit I'd never had the opportunity to use the words 'cockwomble', 'arsebadger' or 'cock-juggling thundercunt' until now, so I guess that brings my score up to 55! ;)
 
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Cock juggling thunderc@#t?!?

I've never heard that before but I like it.
It's my mission to try use it at work next week.
 
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I find it difficult to maintain if there is no back-and-forth, I can feed off someone's fantasy and participate, but if they remain silent and expect me to know the 'right' things to say to get them off (it happens!) then I fail miserably haha. x
 
You have heard my favorite line now all you have to do is be very afraid and beg for kind treatment.



And I realty do love Fat Bottom Girls and would never hurt one .
 
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