JackADTS
Diamond Member
You don’t want to be the roast?Just to clarify things here
My to do list is more about such fun things as a good old spit roasting and didn’t necessarily include the Lukey.
Definitely does not include the Lukey anymore
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Lukey
Diamond Member
Just to clarify things here
My to do list is more about such fun things as a good old spit roasting and didn’t necessarily include the Lukey.
Definitely does not include the Lukey anymore
Absolutely heart broken here but I’ll be OK…
I thought I was being generous!
JackADTS
Diamond Member
You both could give a
JT777
Diamond Member
Time heals all wounds Lukey. You will get through this
Maybe Jack will sit and watch for you
Luckypete 08
Legend Member
Oh my this young lady has stunning.
Luckypete 08
Legend Member
So wonderful legs !!
Luckypete 08
Legend Member
with my luck I'd be in the far-que
JT777
Diamond Member
ANITA at Swan Lounge
Probably my worst experience with one of Fiona’s girls
So I rocked up to my booking with Zoey but was pushed towards seeing Anita instead as it turned out Zoey had been double booked.
Started out nicely but soon went downhill.
She was so unresponsive during the main event I had to check if she still had a pulse. Never tried a blow up doll but this must be what it feels like.
She got tired after about ten thrusts of cowgirl so decided finish me by hand.
This was just painful I had to ask her to go a little easier
Told me I should finish myself off.
Yeah nah not what I came and paid for
That was enough for me so I left and for the first time with a full load.
Met Zoey briefly as she was letting a customer out when I came in. Looks better but a bit of gut and very minimal English skills.
Probably my worst experience with one of Fiona’s girls
So I rocked up to my booking with Zoey but was pushed towards seeing Anita instead as it turned out Zoey had been double booked.
Started out nicely but soon went downhill.
She was so unresponsive during the main event I had to check if she still had a pulse. Never tried a blow up doll but this must be what it feels like.
She got tired after about ten thrusts of cowgirl so decided finish me by hand.
This was just painful I had to ask her to go a little easier
Told me I should finish myself off.
Yeah nah not what I came and paid for
That was enough for me so I left and for the first time with a full load.
Met Zoey briefly as she was letting a customer out when I came in. Looks better but a bit of gut and very minimal English skills.
Hey darling, You know your cock is a super naughty cock. Not every girl can handle it. I'm not sure who's the naughtiest, your cock or Lucky's naughty cock?ANITA at Swan Lounge
Probably my worst experience with one of Fiona’s girls
So I rocked up to my booking with Zoey but was pushed towards seeing Anita instead as it turned out Zoey had been double booked.
Started out nicely but soon went downhill.
She was so unresponsive during the main event I had to check if she still had a pulse. Never tried a blow up doll but this must be what it feels like.
She got tired after about ten thrusts of cowgirl so decided finish me by hand.
This was just painful I had to ask her to go a little easier
Told me I should finish myself off.
Yeah nah not what I came and paid for
That was enough for me so I left and for the first time with a full load.
Met Zoey briefly as she was letting a customer out when I came in. Looks better but a bit of gut and very minimal English skills.
Anita was told me you paid for 45 minutes and fucked her over 35 minutes and you know how big and strong your cock is it hey? We have known each other for years and I think our girls are all a bit scared of your cock. This is why I'm afraid to let you be my toy boy But I'm so sorry for yesterday's double booking. 
Because when I'm busy I always forget who booked from the email. I would like you guys just call my business phone and make booking in the future. Thank you
Englishbreakfast1970
Silver Member
I had a good time with Anita and look forward to see her againHey darling, You know your cock is a super naughty cock. Not every girl can handle it. I'm not sure who's the naughtiest, your cock or Lucky's naughty cock?
Thank youI had a good time with Anita and look forward to see her again
JackADTS
Diamond Member
Met Anita and had a good time.ANITA at Swan Lounge
Probably my worst experience with one of Fiona’s girls
So I rocked up to my booking with Zoey but was pushed towards seeing Anita instead as it turned out Zoey had been double booked.
Started out nicely but soon went downhill.
She was so unresponsive during the main event I had to check if she still had a pulse. Never tried a blow up doll but this must be what it feels like.
She got tired after about ten thrusts of cowgirl so decided finish me by hand.
This was just painful I had to ask her to go a little easier
Told me I should finish myself off.
Yeah nah not what I came and paid for
That was enough for me so I left and for the first time with a full load.
Met Zoey briefly as she was letting a customer out when I came in. Looks better but a bit of gut and very minimal English skills.
Unfortunate your experience didn’t meet your expectations, unlucky.
May have been a busy day or was tired by the time you saw her.
Given that they only get money if they see clients I guess they see more at times so they can have steak for dinner not baked beans.
Had no trouble communicating however I understand what you mean, sometimes it can be difficult.
Our tastes vary, I recall from the past what someone said was great wasn’t necessarily for me.
Also met Zoey but I wasn’t the double booking. Actually I did more than meet Zoey
.Fiona’s phones (more than one) we’re going at bit crazy when I was there.
Hope your next visit is better.
JackADTS
Diamond Member
I tried that in the past but conversation got too naughty, so naughty things came to a climaxHey darling, You know your cock is a super naughty cock. Not every girl can handle it. I'm not sure who's the naughtiest, your cock or Lucky's naughty cock?
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Englishbreakfast1970
Silver Member
I feel I have to comment about negative customer reviews. Just because you pay for 45 minutes doesn't entitle you to go at it like a jack hammer for the duration, any woman would be bored with that treatment. There is such a thing as foreplay and oral sex and you can even ask the lady what she likes. The point is, they are not blow up dolls, they are human beings and our experiences differ from one person to another. The thing that annoys me is when a lady gets a negative review, she is removed from the roster. For example, I liked Ella but someone left a negative review because she didn't do the cow girl position. I quite like Anita as well so I hope she will remain on roster. I would ask my fellow punters to also leave positive reviews if they are satisfied so different opinions can be expressed and we can make our choices. Also, having a big tool doesn't mean it's being used properly. Just saying...ANITA at Swan Lounge
Probably my worst experience with one of Fiona’s girls
So I rocked up to my booking with Zoey but was pushed towards seeing Anita instead as it turned out Zoey had been double booked.
Started out nicely but soon went downhill.
She was so unresponsive during the main event I had to check if she still had a pulse. Never tried a blow up doll but this must be what it feels like.
She got tired after about ten thrusts of cowgirl so decided finish me by hand.
This was just painful I had to ask her to go a little easier
Told me I should finish myself off.
Yeah nah not what I came and paid for
That was enough for me so I left and for the first time with a full load.
Met Zoey briefly as she was letting a customer out when I came in. Looks better but a bit of gut and very minimal English skills.
JackADTS
Diamond Member
So true.
I prefer some massage which I guess you can call foreplay, probably because it was from having massages things eventually progressed to naughty, then naughtier massage.
And sometimes I really need some massage.
I guess if you want to spend the full 30/45/60 minutes “ramming it home” these venues are probably not suitable.
Negative comments are only one side of the story, the ladies have their own side but choose not to tell.
It’s probably why a lot of ladies don’t participate here.
No matter if you man or woman reading negative comments about yourself written by others can be very hurtful and unhealthy.
I’ve heard stories about some clients not pointing the finger at anyone, however hearing the other side can be interesting.
I think it’s okay to say your experience didn’t meet expectations but then if you wish to elaborate do so directly to the boss privately without publicly shaming anyone.
Never met Ella however I do know she was new to the industry, inexperienced. Unfortunately didn’t work out for her.
Recently I was chatting with someone in the business and mentioned the newbies might be better suited to massage venue at first with some naughty extra to start. They develop their skills and a comfort zone. The money must be very enticing but not all are suited to providing all services.
Showing my age now, I remember the “girlie” shows at the pubs and some young ones thought it would be easy to strip off for gawking males who had consumed a beer or two. More than once I could see the terror in their eyes. You never saw them again.
Guess we all have different tastes as no doubt do the ladies.
Have a great day.
johnmatilda
Legend Member
A little less edge delay next time!
JT777
Diamond Member
You’re assuming way too much here
W
Weber
Well most of us don't go to these venues to discuss the dryness of Perth's heat!
JT777
Diamond Member
I certainly didn’t go at it for 35 minutes. That is quite the exaggeration
I was more gentle with Anita than just about anytime before. No edge gel required
Also I’ve always left positive reviews about Fiona’s girls and this I believe is my first negative one
You small sized boys that blow in a couple minutes will probably enjoy her
I shared my experience as truthful as possible
I was more gentle with Anita than just about anytime before. No edge gel required
Also I’ve always left positive reviews about Fiona’s girls and this I believe is my first negative one
You small sized boys that blow in a couple minutes will probably enjoy her
I shared my experience as truthful as possible
Englishbreakfast1970
Silver Member
Good for you Big Boy
Lukey
Diamond Member
Hey darling, You know your cock is a super naughty cock. Not every girl can handle it. I'm not sure who's the naughtiest, your cock or Lucky's naughty cock?
What! Is this a challenger for my crown?
I dunno who this “Lucky” dude is babe, but I think I need to have a strong word with him
I think maybe Anita’s not one for me by the sounds? I need the really naughty girls
