Sperm as a Face Cream....Myth or Fact

[Langtrees VIP Canberra]

Semen can be used as a face cream to fight acne and prevent wrinkles....fact or fiction?

I don't know about the many members out there in the wild & wonderful land of talkinsex but this is something I've heard on more than one occasion. Whether it be in jest or more on the serious side, I thought why not put it out there for comment.

Fact
In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne.

A Norwegian company, has even gone to the length of synthesizing the compounds into a facial cream. The cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the aging process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250

I am curious to know whether anyone would actually pay $250 for a synthesized product when the real thing is available for free?

Keryn

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Oh just the thought of it hahahaha, I personally wouldnt, coz i know there is better smelling face creams. But its good for a hair gel lol

 

[EbonyIves]

Lol,uhm $250.I wonder if anyone would/is paying for that

 

[XLNC]

Very interesting...

How many times a week would I have to rub one out to make $250 worth of facial cream (or hair gel) then? Perhaps you lovely ladies could give me a hand.

 

[JustMe]

To think, all that facial cream that I would have produced in all these years. I would probably still look like a teenager today if I used it instead of simply discarding it all.

 

[magrov]

I'm happy to provide it for free as long as the ladies are the ones doing the work

 

[Master Yoda]

Don't be surprised at the price, there are Shiseido products that are $700. And there are plenty more expensive than that.

 

[Woodcutter]

Does that mean the clients should now be getting discounts for COF?

 

[Langtrees VIP Canberra]

Amusing are you oh Woodcutter. One can always dream or even chance asking the for a discount

 

[Phoebe]

Amusing are you oh Woodcutter. One can always dream or even chance asking the for a discount

Maybe a wet dream since its good for the face it may work wonders on your palm too....

 

[Happy2]

Maybe a wet dream since its good for the face it may work wonders on your palm too....

It's made the hairs on my palms so thick and lustrous
It seems a shame to waste it on the ladies

 

[Phoebe]

It's made the hairs on my palms so thick and lustrous
It seems a shame to waste it on the ladies

Try on the crown of your head... maybe could work there too

 

[Happy2]

Try on the crown of your head... maybe could work there too

You think I haven't tried ?

 

[Phoebe]

You think I haven't tried ?

As Mr Sheen says " Winning"

 

[XLNC]

There's something about H2.

 

[homer]

This adds new meaning to word facial. It brings back 10 years of your life.

 

[Phoebe]

This adds new meaning to word facial. It brings back 10 years of your life.

How about you try it for a few months Homer, take a pic before you start the process then say after 6 months take another one to see if its working...

Before COF treatment:



After 6 months of COF treatment...

 

[Happy2]

How about you try it for a few months Homer, take a pic before you start the process then say after 6 months take another one to see if its working...

Before COF treatment:

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After 6 months of COF treatment...

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Well it's certainly worked for you Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

Well it's certainly worked for you Phoebe

I use L'Oréal Because "I am worth it" ....

 

[homer]

How about you try it for a few months Homer, take a pic before you start the process then say after 6 months take another one to see if its working...

Before COF treatment:

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After 6 months of COF treatment...

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How bout you go 1st? Or the original poster can kickstart this life changing experiment.

I use L'Oréal Because "I am worth it" ....


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Are you saying there are undisclosed amount of seamen in those revitalifting lift creamo speciale?

 

[Phoebe]

For Homer it was a play on words, L'Oreal's advertising slogan was this, and in some campaigns even today they use it: so it was essentially a play on words, which I can be good at...

 

[Happy2]

For Homer it was a play on words, L'Oreal's advertising slogan was this, and in some campaigns even today they use it: so it was essentially a play on words, which I can be good at...

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Yes you can be clever
Now it is time to show us Phoebes

 

[Phoebe]

Yes you can be clever
Now it is time to show us Phoebes

What am I showing you??

 

[AdamDevis1]

According to modern medical in semen of healthy men found large amounts of protein. Also, it is present in the citric acid, fructose, vitamin C and many other useful items. It would seem that an entire pantry of youth and beauty in a ... bottle! But all is not as easy as it seems at first glance.

 

[JaniTomas]

When I can not stand on the face-, although it is very useful for the skin rofl.gif In the mouth it is also not very good, but sometimes allow, though rarely.

 

[Miss Monique]

Well if that's the case next time I will rub it in instead of wiping it off

 

[DDee]

is it good for our eyes too? coz that where it always seems to go...

 

[homer]

is it good for our eyes too? coz that where it always seems to go...

It may have the power to cure cataract and gives you 20/blurry vision, though not scientifically proven.

 

[Happy2]

It may have the power to cure cataract and gives you 20/blurry vision, though not scientifically proven.

Hear that Bepp ? Better get yourself down to Steamworks and get those cataracts cured