lookinglong
Diamond Member
Not A chance
Not A chance
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CanCanz
lookinglong
Diamond Member
Pretty Obvious
lookinglong
Diamond Member
So True
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Assholimio
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he is a fungi.
Because he is a fungi.
lookinglong
Diamond Member
I didn't break it on purpose
lookinglong
Diamond Member
Nope , Don't have anything like that at my work
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Lady Lillian
A penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
1. Has to work hard.
2. Has to work at great depths.
3. Has to work upside down
4. Has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
5. Has to work in a high humidity environment
6. Has to work at high temperatures.
7. Does not get weekends and holidays off.
8. Does not get time off after extra hours of work.
Managements reply!
1. Does not work 8 hours straight during any working period.
2. Does not immediately answer all requests.
3. Co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance.
4. After a short activity period, falls asleep.
5. Shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace.
6. Works better alone than with others.
7. Does not work unless pushed from behind.
8. Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.
9. Sometimes Leaves work too early.
PROMOTION and RAISE is therefore DENIED. LOL
1. Has to work hard.
2. Has to work at great depths.
3. Has to work upside down
4. Has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
5. Has to work in a high humidity environment
6. Has to work at high temperatures.
7. Does not get weekends and holidays off.
8. Does not get time off after extra hours of work.
Managements reply!
1. Does not work 8 hours straight during any working period.
2. Does not immediately answer all requests.
3. Co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance.
4. After a short activity period, falls asleep.
5. Shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace.
6. Works better alone than with others.
7. Does not work unless pushed from behind.
8. Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.
9. Sometimes Leaves work too early.
PROMOTION and RAISE is therefore DENIED. LOL
lookinglong
Diamond Member
They sure do
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Sharaz
I really enjoyed reading these jokes, keep them coming LOL
lookinglong
Diamond Member
Doubt I can make
lookinglong
Diamond Member
What Cat ?
lookinglong
Diamond Member
I hope it's tomorrow
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Iccicles
My god - who is she - and where do i get one? lulz
lookinglong
Diamond Member
Nice LightSaber
Viktoria Richards
Gold Member
Viktoria Richards
Gold Member
Buahahaha good one ;D
Viktoria Richards
Gold Member
lookinglong
Diamond Member
100% Positively
LOL reminds me of a story from long ago...lol
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What about.........Adelaide and Hobart
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panther01
Im starting to understand why Pokemon Go is so popular!
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mikemightberight
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.