So are the new Forumites as clever as past Forumites?

[Happy2]

I see some familiar avatars/members here but many many new

So lets see if the new breed is as clever as the old timers were

I know Phoebe is good at this game , but who else? Lets make a phrase or saying using mostly pictures and a minimum of words

For example
A is worth in the

Go on newbies prove to us oldies how clever you are

 

[Phoebe]

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush....

 

[bepp]

good grief..wat have we got now....

 

[Happy2]

H2's mum told him how his circumcision went wrong

They lopped off a extra 10cms

He went to see his cousins for comfort and a friendly word

So he never said a word till his wedding night

 

[Happy2]

Our Favourite receptionist called

Blew into town Leaving behind hundreds of

But little did they know All she wanted was

 

[Madam Tracey]

you have missed your vocation...
Give up farming and take up story telling .....(with pictures)
Rod Stewart would be proud of you (cryptic clue)
"every picture tells a story"

 

[Madam Tracey]

Singing​

IN THE​

SINGING​

IN THE

WHAT A
​

FEELING

I'M

AGAIN!​

 

[Phoebe]

Enough said .....

 

[Happy2]

you have missed your vocation...
Give up farming and take up story telling .....(with pictures)
Rod Stewart would be proud of you (cryptic clue)
"every picture tells a story"

saying I'm a

????????

 

[Phoebe]

Its obvious its between seasons, and our resident primary producer is bored on his half a million acres, he has raced his poor blue tractor to death, and now he's waiting on the End of Financial year sales to kick off to spend his harvest cash, that he is claiming was a bad season for all... BUT no doubt will be able to find a few silver coins to buy a 2018 Sahara and maybe a new combine harvester or 2........ all whilst claiming 2016/17 Grain harvest was not that great........

 

[Happy2]

So and or

Either of you do todays cryptic in the west ?20/04/17
18 across please

 

[Phoebe]

whats the question...... who reads papers these days other than bored old rich farmers.. LOL

 

[Gobble_Doc]

Enough said .....

Does that zip go all the way from the front to the back?
I'm ignoring the reflectors.
GD

 

[Happy2]

Does that zip go all the way from the front to the back?
I'm ignoring the reflectors.
GD

Maybe its a normal zip Gobbledoc Just she has a Huuge front bottom?

 

[bepp]

Feebz n Happy2 in an intimate po
sition 1st date

^^^^ LMFAO ^^^^
Go for it er..mm...er bugga jist GO FOR IT

 

[Phoebe]

Does that zip go all the way from the front to the back?
I'm ignoring the reflectors.
GD

Maybe its a normal zip Gobbledoc Just she has a Huuge front bottom?

Yes.. between the legs..

 

[Happy2]

Close but no cigar Beep Im not African My offsider is though

 

[bepp]

once u go black therrz no turning back

 

[Phoebe]

Close but no cigar Beep Im not African My offsider is though

once u go black therrz no turning back

You two sound like two long lost lovers...

 

[Happy2]

When a

Brings you a

He's saying

 

[bepp]

aww....in't dat sweet

 

[Madam Tracey]

Thank you- FAN Q

 

[Happy2]

Explaining a Rebus is nearly as bad as explaining a joke

 

[Phoebe]

Is

 

[Happy2]

are

?
I trust

 

[bepp]

aw shit this is jist as smart as that 5 word , n 4 llettered crap we went thru 4 a while shit life must b tough on the lard

 

[Gobble_Doc]

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Am I supposed to read the 3rd picture as "Prick"?
GD

 

[Happy2]

Am I supposed to read the 3rd picture as "Prick"?
GD

Dirty mind my friend Dirty mind
It is a Awl

 

[Happy2]

&

went shopping at

in Paris
All was fine til they both spotted the same outfit THEN

Question is Which one is Bepp
Which one is Feebz

 

[Phoebe]

You ain't funny........

for starters I would be shopping in the current fashion dept for thinner humans, where by bepp would be a floor up in the frumpy section.........