Sir Cruiser Goose or Gander

[Sir Cruiser]

I am not scared of My sweet Lana I saw my sweet only last Thursday and if I do get intimidated I think back to the Langtrees uniform the poor girl had to wear and I laugh I laugh so hard its just not possible to be intimidated

You do realize that to picture your wife with her knickers down around her ankles and sitting on the throne is not the right way to think of her.

 

[Happy2]

You do realize that to picture your wife with her knickers down around her ankles and sitting on the throne is not the right way to think of her.

Lana knows me for the gentleman that I am
And I will not dignify your post with the retort that it deserves
I thought better of you Cruiser

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Lana knows me for the gentleman that I am
And I will not dignify your post with the retort that it deserves
I thought better of you Cruiser

So what you are really saying is that you do not have a retort as i know your posts of old h2 and you have never been lost for words before even with XLNC, hmmmm

 

[Happy2]

So what you are really saying is that you do not have a retort as i know your posts of old h2 and you have never been lost for words before even with XLNC, hmmmm

Blathering will not get you back in my good books
Cur Cruiser

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Blathering will not get you back in my good books
Cur Cruiser

Niether will bullshit get you in mine her h2

 

[Happy2]

Niether will bullshit get you in mine her h2

Your gramma ceems to go downhill when angree Sir Cruiser

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Your gramma ceems to go downhill when angree Sir Cruiser

Very few have seen my anger h2 and even when i have vented, i still can express myself more coherently than you just did

 

[Happy2]

Very few have seen my anger h2 and even when i have vented, i still can express myself more coherently than you just did

You keep believing that. If it makes you feel better

 

[Sir Cruiser]

You keep believing that. If it makes you feel better

I have only one thing to say to that h2

Go FUCK a tractor

 

[Happy2]

I can imagine it may be possible to spoon a tractor But how do you Fork one?

I will leave this friendly banter before a mod thinks we are being rude and crass And one or both of us get in strife

 

[Sir Cruiser]

I can imagine it may be possible to spoon a tractor But how do you Fork one?

I will leave this friendly banter before a mod thinks we are being rude and crass And one or both of us get in strife

You obviously missed the post whereby a man waa prosecuted for having sex with hundreds of tractors h2. We already have agreed privately that no offence has been taken and that it is strictly banter. Hmmmmmmm who are you referring to h2?

 

[Happy2]

David 15 agreed with me, sex with a tractor is nigh on impossible
So legal definitions may be a tad more liberal than the definition of sex that say a brothel may use
Who recalls Clinton's defence

 

[JustMe]

Now that these two geese have finished flying I feel the need to go out and wash the car of all the shit they've vented.

 

[Happy2]

Now that these two geese have finished flying I feel the need to go out and wash the car of all the shit they've vented.

Ganders Just Me Ganders

 

[JustMe]

Ganders Just Me Ganders

Goslings that still need potty training.

 

[Happy2]

Goslings that still need potty training.

Mean ,vicious ,petty ,cruel and uncalled for
Kudos to you