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Tallboy said:
Ok, off topic.

New Thai massage. Appeared legit ad.

Rocked up. Massage table and Thai set up on floor. Bit messy. No towel to put over you on the floor or table.
She indicated to go on the floor and left the room.
Stripped off. Nude on the floor bed.
In she comes. Thai but looks like Pocahontas. Quite tall with long black hair and MASSIVE breasts.
HUGE.
HUMUNGUS.
UNBELIEVABLY BIG.

Starts on the legs, moving them further apart that she could kneel between. No towel. Oil goes up the leg. Sensual, long strokes. Gets right into tbe glutes and around the anus with little touches to the balls. "Oh here we go" I'm thinking.

The massage itself is strange. Half professional, half not. She's dressed in black, like a raven waiting for its food. Great, long sensual time spent on the legs. Next to nothing on the back.

On the turn she continues on the legs. The chest. Little on the arms. I ask if she does fs. No. Not yet I'm thinking.

Price negotiatedfor topless. FUCKING HELL!@ biggest I've ever seen and touched. Sucking was encouraged while she worked on my balls and shaft. Exploded but know where I will explode next time.

Lovely, soft spoken, gentle lady.

Afterwards she continues with the massage, still stroking the little fella on OCCASSION. Massage is nice now. Relaxed. She stretches the muscles. Legs, arms, neck ..... it's all good. Great way to spend an hour.

Will I be back? Shit yeah@

Pm me for: location, name and price. No fs but I think it will be on the cards. Wow!

No questions please. I've tried to review as best I can. If you want more info get a booking.
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Ok, I've done my good deed for the day.
I intentionally kept her details quiet on the min forum in case she wants to be known as legit. I'm not quite sure about that tho 🤣

Without giving out the ad info and where about etc you may wish to post a review of how u got on to help fellow punters.
It sure looks like she'll be busy tho!!!@@
 
Tallboy said:
Ok, I've done my good deed for the day.
I intentionally kept her details quiet on the min forum in case she wants to be known as legit. I'm not quite sure about that tho 🤣

Without giving out the ad info and where about etc you may wish to post a review of how u got on to help fellow punters.
It sure looks like she'll be busy tho!!!@@
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Tallboy said:
Ok, off topic.

New Thai massage. Appeared legit ad.

Rocked up. Massage table and Thai set up on floor. Bit messy. No towel to put over you on the floor or table.
She indicated to go on the floor and left the room.
Stripped off. Nude on the floor bed.
In she comes. Thai but looks like Pocahontas. Quite tall with long black hair and MASSIVE breasts.
HUGE.
HUMUNGUS.
UNBELIEVABLY BIG.

Starts on the legs, moving them further apart that she could kneel between. No towel. Oil goes up the leg. Sensual, long strokes. Gets right into tbe glutes and around the anus with little touches to the balls. "Oh here we go" I'm thinking.

The massage itself is strange. Half professional, half not. She's dressed in black, like a raven waiting for its food. Great, long sensual time spent on the legs. Next to nothing on the back.

On the turn she continues on the legs. The chest. Little on the arms. I ask if she does fs. No. Not yet I'm thinking.

Price negotiatedfor topless. FUCKING HELL!@ biggest I've ever seen and touched. Sucking was encouraged while she worked on my balls and shaft. Exploded but know where I will explode next time.

Lovely, soft spoken, gentle lady.

Afterwards she continues with the massage, still stroking the little fella on OCCASSION. Massage is nice now. Relaxed. She stretches the muscles. Legs, arms, neck ..... it's all good. Great way to spend an hour.

Will I be back? Shit yeah@

Pm me for: location, name and price. No fs but I think it will be on the cards. Wow!

No questions please. I've tried to review as best I can. If you want more info get a booking.
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Can you please on the details good Sir
 
Wooper said:
Pretty sure he is referring to Hom
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Nah, Hom is out of the equation. She took too long to even think about a tease.
Then to tease but not follow through.... nah.

Was definitely the new lady.

Massage isn't perfect.
She won't be Everyones cup of tea.
You can't have MASSIVE tits like those without a little bit of weight ... but she's sure pretty easy on the eye and the weight is not heavy at all. And the ears. Nice sexy, soft, quiet voice.
Very accommodating lady.

All up 53 PMs....... wow! That's unbelievable. She gonna have sore hands and a thick wallet 🤣🤣
 
Tallboy said:
Nah, Hom is out of the equation. She took too long to even think about a tease.
Then to tease but not follow through.... nah.

Was definitely the new lady.

Massage isn't perfect.
She won't be Everyones cup of tea.
You can't have MASSIVE tits like those without a little bit of weight ... but she's sure pretty easy on the eye and the weight is not heavy at all. And the ears. Nice sexy, soft, quiet voice.
Very accommodating lady.

All up 53 PMs....... wow! That's unbelievable. She gonna have sore hands and a thick wallet 🤣🤣
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Can you please PM me her details. Thanks mate
 
Tallboy said:
Nah, Hom is out of the equation. She took too long to even think about a tease.
Then to tease but not follow through.... nah.

Was definitely the new lady.

Massage isn't perfect.
She won't be Everyones cup of tea.
You can't have MASSIVE tits like those without a little bit of weight ... but she's sure pretty easy on the eye and the weight is not heavy at all. And the ears. Nice sexy, soft, quiet voice.
Very accommodating lady.

All up 53 PMs....... wow! That's unbelievable. She gonna have sore hands and a thick wallet 🤣🤣
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The neighbors in her street will be complaining about the consistent line up of traffic. Residents in that area tend to be a bit toffy
 
Tallboy said:
Ok, off topic.

New Thai massage. Appeared legit ad.

Rocked up. Massage table and Thai set up on floor. Bit messy. No towel to put over you on the floor or table.
She indicated to go on the floor and left the room.
Stripped off. Nude on the floor bed.
In she comes. Thai but looks like Pocahontas. Quite tall with long black hair and MASSIVE breasts.
HUGE.
HUMUNGUS.
UNBELIEVABLY BIG.

Starts on the legs, moving them further apart that she could kneel between. No towel. Oil goes up the leg. Sensual, long strokes. Gets right into tbe glutes and around the anus with little touches to the balls. "Oh here we go" I'm thinking.

The massage itself is strange. Half professional, half not. She's dressed in black, like a raven waiting for its food. Great, long sensual time spent on the legs. Next to nothing on the back.

On the turn she continues on the legs. The chest. Little on the arms. I ask if she does fs. No. Not yet I'm thinking.

Price negotiatedfor topless. FUCKING HELL!@ biggest I've ever seen and touched. Sucking was encouraged while she worked on my balls and shaft. Exploded but know where I will explode next time.

Lovely, soft spoken, gentle lady.

Afterwards she continues with the massage, still stroking the little fella on OCCASSION. Massage is nice now. Relaxed. She stretches the muscles. Legs, arms, neck ..... it's all good. Great way to spend an hour.

Will I be back? Shit yeah@

Pm me for: location, name and price. No fs but I think it will be on the cards. Wow!

No questions please. I've tried to review as best I can. If you want more info get a booking.
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I want this and I want it NOW!!!!!!!!!!
 
Tallboy said:
Nah, Hom is out of the equation. She took too long to even think about a tease.
Then to tease but not follow through.... nah.

Was definitely the new lady.

Massage isn't perfect.
She won't be Everyones cup of tea.
You can't have MASSIVE tits like those without a little bit of weight ... but she's sure pretty easy on the eye and the weight is not heavy at all. And the ears. Nice sexy, soft, quiet voice.
Very accommodating lady.

All up 53 PMs....... wow! That's unbelievable. She gonna have sore hands and a thick wallet 🤣🤣
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SilentBoob said:
I want this and I want it NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry mate too late, we called dibs, better luck next time
 
Ok so gave that lady a shot myself and agree a lot with what was said lady is nice big tits but nos as big as he made them out to be but when we finished she just put her top back on and I did turn around for a second but I’m pretty sure she just straightened the towel on the bed and let the next guy in as I went out so I’m not exactly sure she is providing the cleanest service
 
Wooper said:
Ok so gave that lady a shot myself and agree a lot with what was said lady is nice big tits but nos as big as he made them out to be but when we finished she just put her top back on and I did turn around for a second but I’m pretty sure she just straightened the towel on the bed and let the next guy in as I went out so I’m not exactly sure she is providing the cleanest service
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Looking at the time you posted this.... If you went there today, I saw her do the same thing when I left this morning so you might have been the next guy dude 🤣 🤣
 
Wooper said:
Ok so gave that lady a shot myself and agree a lot with what was said lady is nice big tits but nos as big as he made them out to be but when we finished she just put her top back on and I did turn around for a second but I’m pretty sure she just straightened the towel on the bed and let the next guy in as I went out so I’m not exactly sure she is providing the cleanest service
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How big are we talking? I am curious. Give the blokes a cup size guesstimate. What was the damage for any extras? :)
 
JosephStalin said:
How big are we talking? I am curious. Give the blokes a cup size guesstimate. What was the damage for any extras? :)
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Same as what the other bloke said, $50 for topless hj, they’re big and nice but just not massive like he made them out to be
 
SilentBoob said:
Looking at the time you posted this.... If you went there today, I saw her do the same thing when I left this morning so you might have been the next guy dude 🤣 🤣
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When I went there was no1 else there, but to anyone going take caution coz as I said I don’t think she is being very hygienic, also to the people asking for links and details can you just scroll up and look yourselves
 
Dikko said:
Haha Your PMd out. How do think the lady is question is feeling. A lot of cocks I would presume
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She will be getting RSI for sure or forearms like Popeye! I picture her like Indiana Jones looking down into the buried city in Egypt except when she opens the front door she's saying "Cocks, why did it have to be cocks"
 
JosephStalin said:
How big are we talking? I am curious. Give the blokes a cup size guesstimate. What was the damage for any extras? :)
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$50 massage, $50 for getting the boobs out.
I would say she is a Leanna Foxx size (see below), same shape and nipples but add about 15yrs to them, but a quality MILF 15yrs.
I am a boob guy and hers were pretty awesome, she really let me go to town on them too!
100% going back for more ;)

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