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Sex Worker Life Hacks: The More You Know

Jess-Harlots

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Being a sex worker means juggling a thousand things at once: client comms, self-care, marketing, glam, and staying fabulous under pressure. Whether you're new to the game or a seasoned pro, having a few tricks up your garter belt can make life smoother, sassier, and more profitable. Here’s a roundup of genuinely useful (and delightfully cheeky) life hacks to help you work smarter, not harder.


Late booking? Woke up looking like a sleepy potato? No worries.

Quick Fix Beat:
  • Tinted moisturiser with SPF (looks fresh, saves your skin)
  • Brow pencil + lip gloss = polished in seconds
  • Use one product for lips, cheeks and eyes—boom, monochrome goddess
👉 Pro tip: Keep a mini glam kit in your handbag/car/shoe drawer. You never know!

No time to shoot sexy content? Repurpose, baby!​

  • Re-edit old selfies with new filters or captions
  • Use crop + zoom for a new angle
  • Screenshot a still from a sexy video and post it as a teaser
  • Schedule everything in advance
👉 Pro tip: Bathtub selfies never go out of style. Add bubbles. Instant boudoir.

Tired of answering the same DM questions 10 times a day? Save your sanity.​

  • Create note templates for FAQs like rates, availability, and services
  • Use text expanders or clipboard managers on your phone
  • Politely redirect time-wasters with a firm but sexy preset line
👉 Example: “Hey babe! I’d love to connect, please refer to my website for full details and booking info 💋”

No more double-booking disasters or flakey clients.​

  • Use a private Google Calendar to track bookings, screening, and prep time
  • Automate screening forms (Google Forms or Jotform = lifesaver)
  • Require a deposit to lock it in—respect your time!
👉 Pro tip: Colour-code your bookings vs. personal time so you actually remember to eat.

Working outcalls or touring? Keep a "go bag" in your car.​

Essentials to include:
  • Wipes, lube, condoms
  • Mini mirror + perfume
  • Flats AND heels (because girl math)
  • Chargers, snacks, and a cute backup outfit
👉 Bonus item: A tiny lint roller. Because glitter is forever.

Staying on top of your cash flow is sexy AF.​

  • Track income and expenses with a spreadsheet or app
  • Save 25-30% of earnings for tax time
  • Use separate accounts for biz vs. personal money
👉 Pro tip: Label your savings goals with spicy names like "Titty Tax" or "Thigh-High Emergency Fund."

Burnout is real, and bubble baths alone won’t fix it.​

  • Schedule actual rest days and protect them like a VIP client
  • Digital detox for an hour a day—your brain needs it
  • Eat one real meal before bookings (chips don’t count, sorry)
👉 Pro tip: Post-booking naps are sacred. Block them out like they're revenue-generating events.

Sex work is hard work, but with the right hacks, you can make it a whole lot smoother (and sexier). From five-minute glam to fierce financial habits, the trick is to keep things efficient, empowered, and a little bit cheeky.

Got a life hack that saves your gorgeous behind? Drop it in the comments or share it with your fellow babes. Because queens help queens.

You can find the escorts working this week here and all the other gorgeous babes working with Harlots below
https://www.harlots.com.au/canberra/escorts/
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